NAKED JESS ALERT. Hott.

Jess with her hardcore pirate sword.

Freaking huge earrings.

Anally raped by a pirate sword. Yeah, it hurt as much as it looks.

NAKED ADAM SHETLER'S GIRLFRIEND ALERT. Hott.

Grossest coffee ever. Fuck you, A&W.

Awwww, BFFs, like, totally.

Mmmm... Kit Kat bar.

I pretended that this was a pony for so long...

The sexiest outfit she's ever worn, clearly.

Livejournal spies.

Men in dresses and it wasn't even Hallowe'en yet...

Ahhh, cheese bread, how I love you.

Priceless!!!

Haircut and....

Carmen Electra Aerobic Striptease turned Dani into a slutty librarian.

Classy dinner.

Misplaced picture alert. Finished product of impromtu haircut! Hottness.

Late night pasta.

A boy named Rob.

The boob shot. I WIN.

Why we never should have left each other when September came. *miss you guys*