Liana and Liz are boys, only not real boys, just girls dressed like boys... kinda.

I am really drunk. Rob is lovin' it.

I love this picture.

The morning after. Danielle P did my hair all fancy, and we at chocolate croissant things. Delicious.

The full Danielle package. Aww, BFFL.

Nino at the party the next night making the same ole Ninoface.

Jess undoing Lauren's pants with her toes. That's talent.

Danielle P wearing a bra on top of her shirt. What a nut.

Danielle P being a boy. I believe it.

My penis.

Me drinking like a lush.

Nino and I are in love.