Ross Cohen (?!)
Ross is actually not a member of MattRabbit at all, but he is pretty darn close, so I thought it would be good to write a bio for him. The first thing you should know about Ross is that he is Jewish. The second thing you should know about Ross is that he is Jewish. The third thing you should know is that he drives a Dynasty which is a very old very ugly and very bad car. But since it is the Dynasty, it is awesome. It contains the Love Pipe, a few spare tires, Trivial Pursuit (1984 edition), and lots of other junk that I don't remember. Ross is a pretty cool guy. He is learning bass and he also sings in choir like a good little choral fruit. (heh heh) Ross is skilled at computer ish things and made the very cool MattRabbit morph gif thing. Ross is a devoted MattRabbit groupie and there is proof of this fact--his MattRabbit shirt is so old that it is the original, in-color version. Also he videotapes shows and stuff. Because of his undying MattRabbit devotion I decided to give him a bio of his own. Yay!!
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