TweezerMySweater: the alert service is always telling me that my computer is at risk, or that I should get a bigger penis. I wonder how they know all these things about me? I mean, who are these people and how the fuck do they know I have a small penis???
TweezerMySweater: I'm apalled
fallxoutxboy: omg i know!
fallxoutxboy: what bastards!
TweezerMySweater: fuck them and their supernatural knowledge of my genetalia!!
fallxoutxboy: but not only do they tell me my penis is too small... my breasts need enlargement
fallxoutxboy: yes brenna, fuck them
TweezerMySweater: oh mine too, don't worry
fallxoutxboy: bastards
TweezerMySweater: I have itty titties and a teenie weenie, you wanna make somethin of it?? bitch?!?
fallxoutxboy: bring it, ho, you know, i'm the one telling you about your small penis
TweezerMySweater: why you be frontin? don't get up in mah chowder, foo!
fallxoutxboy: ::face goes red... wets self...::
TweezerMySweater: holy shit
TweezerMySweater: I just had a fucking paranormal EXPERIENCE!
TweezerMySweater: HOLY SHIT!
fallxoutxboy: lol
fallxoutxboy: oh?
TweezerMySweater: !!UGHHHAAAAA
TweezerMySweater: LFUNCIONTING!OMG! MY COMPUTER IS MA
TweezerMySweater: omg this is kinda scary actually.
TweezerMySweater: hehe
TweezerMySweater: ok so I'm just sitting here right, and like I start hearing my phone talk only its NOT ON!
TweezerMySweater: it was so scary
fallxoutxboy: jeez
TweezerMySweater: and then there was a "t" typed on my im thing, and it would not delete
TweezerMySweater: so some ghost whose name is TOM! is haunting me
TweezerMySweater: hehe
fallxoutxboy: the lord has spoken!
TweezerMySweater: AUGH! I HAVE SEEN THE LIGHT AND IT IS FLUORESCENT!
fallxoutxboy: please say fluorescent green, please...
TweezerMySweater: GREEN!
fallxoutxboy: shit yo!
fallxoutxboy: what starts with anti, and ends with disestablishmentarianism?
TweezerMySweater: uh
TweezerMySweater: jesus
fallxoutxboy: BOX!
TweezerMySweater: this is fucking hard
fallxoutxboy: it's box!
TweezerMySweater: YES!!! thats IT! I was going to guess that next, I swear to god
fallxoutxboy: oh my god, oh my freak assing god
fallxoutxboy: four signs and symptoms of infection: swelling, redness, warm, throbbing
fallxoutxboy: does that mean like... you know...
xXJesscoreXx: well then your erection is an infection?
fallxoutxboy: ::looks down::
fallxoutxboy: lord have mercy
xXJesscoreXx: you should get rid of it then
fallxoutxboy: the erection infection
fallxoutxboy: lol, ok, my comment: yeah, that would be pretty scary
xXJesscoreXx: hrm, that wasn't as amusing as I was hoping
xXJesscoreXx: think of a new one, QUICK!
fallxoutxboy: IT'S LIKE AN ORGASM ON THE AMERICAN EAGLE AT SIX FLAGS!
fallxoutxboy: or something
xXJesscoreXx: lmao
xXJesscoreXx: that doesn't even fit
xXJesscoreXx: my pussy hates me
fallxoutxboy: holy shit
fallxoutxboy: that was the funniest thing i've heard all day
xXJesscoreXx: lol
xXJesscoreXx: no, but seriously, he does
fallxoutxboy: it's a he?
xXJesscoreXx: yeah
xXJesscoreXx: his name is oliver
fallxoutxboy: i wish my penis had a name...
xXJesscoreXx: I've only had him for 5 months
xXJesscoreXx: I'm talking about my pussy, not MY PUSSY
fallxoutxboy: wait... you're talking about a cat...
fallxoutxboy: ...
fallxoutxboy: god damnit.
fallxoutxboy: and i hate these pants so fucking much
xXJesscoreXx: oh ok
xXJesscoreXx: I hate my pants too, I was thinking about taking them off
fallxoutxboy: whenever i get up it looks like i have a fucking ass boner that is bigger than texas
fallxoutxboy: wait a minute... is that bad?, um, yeah
xXJesscoreXx: maybe you just do have a boner the size of texas
xXJesscoreXx: pants don't lie man, pants don't lie
fallxoutxboy: lol
xXJesscoreXx: well, maybe they do because acording to mine my crotch is just above my knees lol
fallxoutxboy: see!
fallxoutxboy: i knew it
xXJesscoreXx: but I'm sure yours don't....?
fallxoutxboy: what is this world coming to
fallxoutxboy: first lying pants, what next?
xXJesscoreXx: can I call you Long Dick Dong?
fallxoutxboy: sure