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apr 30
Is anyone else happy that today is the last day of April? I am. April was one kick ass month, don't get me wrong, but there's only a month and a week left of school, and everyone knows what that means. Let's go get high. I found these things at Rocky Mudds called 'Hemp Suckers'. They taste like hemp. How freak ass cool. I probably sound like a pothead, but seriously, I have never gotten high. I've smelled weed and seen people smoke and all of that stuff, but yeah. I'll shut up now.
Today it thunderstormed in the morning. I was freaking out mad style. I love rain, but I love thunderstorms more, and there's never thunderstorms in the morning. It kicked some ass, but everyone knows that it gets humid after it rains so that was not so cool. I don't mind the heat, but I REALLY mind the humidity. Sticky and hot and gross. Yeah, that really sucks the ass. But anyway.
Hm... what else happened today? OH! Guess who found a car?! Yeah, bitch, that's right. Actually it's my dad's old car from work, but he's getting a new one so I'm buying his old one from his work for like... $3,000 I think? My parents are helping me though, so maybe I can pay half or something. My mom's for it. She actually suggested that they buy the car and then I can buy it back from them. My mom can beat up your mom.
Someone take these jelly beans away. Seriously. I'm getting chinese take out for dinner and I actually want to eat, not just look at it.
There's a show at Dancing Tomatos on Friday. I wonder how that is going to work? Dancing Tomatos is small ass, how is everyone going to fit? Oh well, I'll be there pushing freshman bitches out of the way. My prom pictures should be ready soon. I'll try and put them up here too. I also took some real neato looking random pictures in Chicago, but they better turn out or I'll be pissed. Jewel is such a shitty picture place. They always give me back 19 pictures (or so) back instead of the 27 I send in there. I'm paying for the God damn one hour photo, the least they could do is GIVE me my shitty pictures. It's my piece of shit, not theirs.
I need to figure out how to work out my cell phone again. I forgot how to see the ring tones already. I'm a nerd. Oh yeah, and for everyone to know, I'm going to archive all of my journal entries onto another page on here and then have a link by the other stuff. I know you were scared. Or not.
I just got a call on my cell! Word, bitch!
apr 29
I want a grotto of my very own. One that's mine... and all mine. I will have one some day, just wait. It'll probably be in a basement or something. A neon blue baby pool with a goldfish named Herbert in it. That's my grotto, bitch. You know you want one.
Today school was cool. I had a stellar time. I only have some chemistry homework to do, that's due on Wednesday. Oh man, speaking of chemistry, today was... interesting. Nick, Robby, and Keith all decided it would be fun to put Tiger Balm all over their arms. In case you've never heard of Tiger Blam, it's this lotion sort of stuff that numbs your skin and is kind of like Icy-Hot. Anyway, they all had tingly, burning, numb arms by the end of class. Nick also decided it would be fun (or something) to put more Tiger Balm on his face and ears. Yeah. It was only cool because I got to watch. If I had Tiger Balm on my freaking face I'd die... oh wait, I wouldn't put that on my face. Ow. He must of had some balls to do that.
I got another birthday present in the mail today from my favorite person ever, Lauren. Whoo! She sent me a really awesome letter, two cool new bracelets (because my old one broke), and a cd with all of 'our songs' on it. It was the coolest gift I've gotten so far. Lauren is an awesome egg. She really kicks ass... really bad. She rules.
Well... I don't really have anything else to say. I'm trying to figure out how to set up my voice mail on my new cell phone (bling bling). Oh yeah! Guess who got into AP english you crazy ghetto bastards?! That's right! I am suave. None of that Bleak House shit for me. Fuck Bleak House. Fuck the Bleak, and fuck the House too!
apr 28
Happy birthday to me! AH! I love it. Guess who's sixteen, foo?! I'm so excited.
This might have been my favorite birthday ever. So many people said 'happy birthday' to me, even people I don't even think I knew. It was so grand. I got candy from Brenna (who is awesome jawsome) and then my parents got me stuff. I got this really wicked new cell phone, some money (about $225), a bulletin board and some tacks (don't ask), and... oh yeah, this picture holding thing because my mom wanted me to open stuff and I can put all my crazy prom stuff on it. Yey. Anyway, tonight me, my family, and Katrina went to Mongolian Barbeque. It was really good. There was like a freaking fraternity or something at the table behind us. But yeah, the place gave me free birthday cake and people started singing happy birthday and I started laughing really hard for no reason. It was a fun day.
You know what the best part of birthdays are? People have to be nice to you. Rock on, foo!
apr 27
Well well well. Prom is over. I had a pretty good time. I saw all of my friends and took pictures and danced and such. It was pretty cool. They needed kind of a music change though. Rap and techno just doesn't cut it for me. But I had fun. We took about infinity and a half pictures before we left in this kick ass limo. It was my favorite part. The limo had these changing lights and stuff in it and free pop and nice glasses and a moonroof and stuff. Oh yeah, two tvs too. Rock on, man! After the dance we went to Chicago and drove around. We found a parking lot and got up and walked around a little and stuff, then we got back in. Then we went home and everyone went to Kara's and Drew's parents picked us up. I came home and died.
Today we're going to Starved Rock or something. I hope it's fun and that I actually feel like walking and stuff. I don't really know what we're doing exactly, but I think it's going to be kind of like a birthday party type of thing. I want cake, bitch.
Funny prom quote: "Keep it clean down there!", after Alicia screamed when Glenn tried to take a picture of her changing.
My birthday is tomorrow! Whoo! Buy me expensive, nice things.
apr 25
If I hear one more person talk about that God damn "United States of Whatever" song again I think I might need to rip my balls off and feed them too a poor muslim child. Holy shit. Ok, so I laughed the first, and second, time I heard it, but now it's just gay. Don't talk about. It's lame and boring because of you. And don't try to sing it either, because you sound like an ass who can't say anything interesting. AND FUCK ADAM SANDLER. Anger Management. I haven't seen it, so this assumption is totally half-assed, but still. Adam Sandler was kind of funny maybe... six? seven? years ago. Now he isn't. He's just a dumbass thirty-something guy who can't make up anything else to make a fifth grader laugh, so he's spooning with Jack Nicholson. He ruined Johnny, the dirty bastard.
I think I might make a page on here just explaining things I do. Yes, I'm quiet and hard to hear. I know I'm making you illegally deaf, but I don't care. I also know I'm tall, and I'm really glad you noticed too. Err. So he's tall and doesn't talk, that pretty much sums it all up. Yey.
Today I went on the best field trip ever. It was great. I love photography. This guy from the Chicago Tribune was there and me and Lori went to his lecture. It was so cool. I wish I had a cool camera like that and could do that stuff. You know? Man.
For some reason I feel like my mom doesn't want me to go to college in Chicago. She wouldn't say it, but I know she doesn't like it. She keeps telling me how I might change my mind and how there are so many other schools out there. I do not care. Damn. And my pants for my tux were too short, but now they're fixed and they look bad ass. I will tear shit up mad style. Shit yo.
apr 24
Wow. Columbia is the most amazing college ever. Holy shit. We left this morning at around 8:45 and got back at around 2:45. It was really cool. It's right downtown and they have such cool classes and majors there. I was really excited. College is going to be so much better than high school, seriously. Ah! It's great. Then to make the day better, after we left the college tour thing, my parents took me to Ed Debevic's. It was rockin. Chicago has to be my favorite place ever. It rules so bad. Psych!
Columbia has the coolest stuff. They have this dorm place and they're building another one too, but the one they have is so bad ass. It has an internet coffeehouse in it! I've always wanted to go to one of those. It rocked the casbah. It's right on Michigan Avenue too and you can see the lake and stuff and you can see the Buckingham Fountain right from the photography studio window. It's so cool. I wish PHS had a photography class. We have a dark room in our school (I bet none of you knew that, but I did) but they don't even use it! What kind of a big ass waste is that?! If they had a photography class, I would take it. I would take it over and over and over. Photography has to be the most interesting thing ever. I saw these pictures that were in the garbage at the college, and they looked so good. I wanted to steal them out of the garbage and put them in my room. They looked so fucking awesome. There's all of these art galleries and stuff down there too. God. I want to go there right now.
I went to Rocky Mudds with Brenna last night. No, I am not a hippie, fuck you very much, but that place is so cool. It smelled like hemp so bad, but the smell of hemp rules. Hemp = weed, if you didn't know. But yeah, it smelled good and they had cool things in it.
Jesus is my homeboy.
apr 23
School was moronic today. Seriously. We had to take six standardized test things. How dumb. We had a test on health, fine arts, math, graphs, reading, and then we had to write a persuasive essay about year round school or something. Mine was only four paragraphs wrong and it sucked the ass. I didn't really have any of my friends in my class either, but that means I read three chapters of The Great Gastby and played Uncle Worm on my calculator till I was going to die. Yeah, you know that game rules. I really want Tetris though. If anyone wants to give me Tetris from their calculator, feel free. I burned my tongue on the burning ass pizza that I bought.
Xanga just had The Great Gatsby ranked as the number four book. I just saw the graphic thing. Is it a sign? God I hope not.
Guess where I'm going tomorrow? Columbia! Yey! I can't wait. I'm excited. I want to go there really bad, but seeing 'the campus' would be really cool. It will rock the house down. I hope Katrina still wants to go there with me, because I think it's going to rule.
Funny happening of the day: One of the questions on the fine arts test was, "If you were on a safari, what kind of music would they play?" Who the hell cares what kind of music they play on safari?! I said percussion and vocals, and when I say that I mean bongos and Enya.
Speaking of that fine arts test, it was really weird. It was all about dancing and different art techniques. I didn't really know any of them for sure, but I think I guess pretty good. My bobble head chicken I got for Easter is bobbing right now. It's my hot chick. Rar.
I think I really need to make more sophomore friends. Well, not make them, just... hang out with them? When I'm a senior I'm going to have nobody to hang out with and that is going to suck. I think having a car would help a little, but having a car would help a little with everything, so yeah. I want a Mini Cooper so fucking terribly bad. Oi.
apr 22
My little blinky 'you can type here' thing is going really fast. I wonder why? It blinks alot then cuts out a little bit. What the hell? Weird. Anyway.
Today was cool. The last day of school where I can get 'real' homework. How cool is that? No more homework till Monday. Score! I need to edit this english paper, do some safety questions (alot of them), and read some of The Great Gatsby. It seems like an alright book. I won't mind reading it. I've decided that every day I'm going to have a 'funny thing that happened in school' part. Yesterday was when Jenn tripped Mrs. Milne in english. That was the most fucking hilarious thing I have ever seen. Then today was when Keith tipped over John in his wheelchair. John flipped backwards and was on his back with his legs all kicking in the air. Dear God. It was so hilarious. I know I'm mean, but still. I thought it was funny.
After school I talked to Mandy on the bus. It's cool. We talk about how stupid our teachers and kids we know are. It's so cool. Then I came home. Katrina rented Clerks for me so I watched it. It was alright. I thought it was going to be better. Oh well. Mallrats will always be my favorite Kevin Smith movie, unless I see Chasing Amy and that one's better. Yeah. I'm a nerd. I also burned the All American Rejects cd for myself. I did it the illegal way. Oh yeah. Who's cool now (and no, I will not make a copy for you).
Tonight I think I'll edit my english thing and maybe read a chapter. Maybe do some safety questions, maybe not. Maybe I'll just do those tomorrow when I'm not taking those damn practice tests. It's so damn gay. I've taken a practice ACT, SAT, and now I need to take a practice PSAE! What the hell is a PSAE!? Who knows, who cares. I'm ready for the weekend. Actually I'm not, I just want school to be over. 5 days till my birthday! Fuck yeah.
apr 21
Happy day after Easter... thing. All is well, or something, in the Tom department. Today I was really tired in school so I think I might go to bed a little earlier tonight. Whoo. I have alot of stupid studying to do. It's dumb.
Today after school my mom took me to the mall. I'm going to prom with Alicia now so I had to rent a tux thing. They didn't have my first... second... or third choice of jacket, but that's ok. The jacket I got looks pretty bad ass. Plus, don't people just wear the vest alot of the time? Either way I look godly. Seriously. I kick the ass in that tux. Well, I will. Then I got my All American Rejects ticket. Yey! I am excited. Alicia, Lori, and me are all going and we are going to get up front in that shit. All the way. Excitement.
I hope Jessi isn't mad that I'm not going to Super Rally anymore? She seemed kinda pissed about something today. So if you read this, I'm so so sorry if I pissed you off!
There is a new Everwood and Battle of the Sexes on tonight. That is ultra, neo-maxi cool. I'm such a God damn nerd. Oh well. I'm a fun nerd. Oh yeah, I got Krispy Kreme in english today. Krispy with a K, word bitch, word! Yey.
"... well... that's a very interesting question..." TOUCH MY G-SPOT!
apr 19
It's pre-Easter. Do you know where your eggs are?... or something. Anyway.
Today I just hung out at home. I watched alot of Comedy Central and The Boondock Saints. I also watched some of Stealing Harvard, which was pretty funny. Then Alicia called me and her and Lori wanted me to go with them to do something. So I did. We went to Steak & Shake in Fox Valley and then we went to Lori's house and talked and hung out. <
I had alot of fun tonight. Lori and Alicia are some of the coolest people ever, and fuck you if you don't think so, because you don't know what the hell you're talking about. Yeah. We rock the house down because we're cool like that.
I've been talking to Lauren alot in the past couple days about our 'status' or whatever. Just where we stand with each other. It's crazy. That girl is so God damn amazing. Wow. It's crazy stuff.
Only 8 days till my birthday! Yeah bitch.
apr 17
Today school was fine. It was the last day (score). Now I have the rest of the weekend to spend with my family and aunt, uncle, and cousins. Err. Yeah, it's not really exciting at all, but whatever. Maybe I can escape for a little while. Maybe.
Tonight me, Brenna, Faye, Glenn, and his sister hung out for a little while. I had to get my soccer picture for school and when we were there we saw Celeste. Celeste is really nice and cool and fun. We hung out with her for awhile and it was neato. Then we left and went to Blockbuster to see Katrina at work. Then we all went to Arby's and ate food. Then Glenn and his sister left and me, Brenna, and Faye dropped Katrina back off at her work and then we got ice cream and stuff.
We went to Dominick's and then driving around, but we had ultra, neo-maxi fun. Since Faye knows everyone under the sun and their mom, we saw three people she knew at Dominick's. One of the guys she knew worked there and we were just hanging around him for awhile and these two other kids. Then they started busting holes in pop cans and it was spraying around everywhere. It was the funniest thing I have ever seen. Holy shit. We had a grand ole time.
Then we drove around, went to the woods, then the park, then to Faye's and now I'm home. The end.
I just have a general statement to make to anyone who reads this. It's not directed towards any single person, but to everyone. Chill the fuck out. Quit being pissed at people and getting all fucking stupid and retarded and just get over yourself and start over with them. Shit yo. I'm sick of all of these stupid ass fights that have no real reason or meaning. Nothing's being solved so just forget about them. Move on. That is all I have to say.
apr 16
Today was nice. It wasn't as hot and there was a breeze too. It felt good. I only had this spanish stuff to do for homework. Yeah, it was pretty stupid. I typed up some stuff, then I drew a tree, a sun, and some red dots on a piece of paper. You wish you had those kind of coloring skills don't you. Who cares. Just another project. Blah. The day was boring. We didn't really do anything fun in any class, but I can revive an unconscious choking victim. Damn right.
"Life's too short to be pissed off all the time."
Anyway. I'm bored. Tomorrow is the last day of school, how cool is that? It's damn cool. I need to go to the soccer game and take some pictures for The Fielder. What can I say, I could use some extra credit. Maybe I'll get some bad ass pictures, who knows. Brenna is going with me, so we'll be all cool at the soccer game while all of you suckers are having real fun. Hah. We'll do something cool, just wait. Daria's on tomorrow night, I think... maybe I can watch Daria. That show was so awesome, why the hell did MTV cancel it. I need to go to Brenna's and watch Noggin on her digital cable (orgasm) to see Daria. And what the fuck, I have something in my eye. God.
FUCK! I totally fucking forgot about this stupid ass sheet I have to do. FUCK! Next Thursday I need to go visit a college or go job shadow someone. Damnit! I think I might go to Columbia for the day. Maybe ::coughs:: get some cool crap in Chicago for my birthday ::coughs::. Damn. I love Chicago. I can't wait to move there.
This entry sucked pretty bad and was pretty uninteresting, but if you want to be amused, touch my g-spot! Yey.
apr 15
So here I sit. Listening to The Ataris. Why do I always skip "In This Diary"? Isn't that their 'big hit' or whatever? I'm stupid. I have really weird shit in my head. Today in chemistry fools were talking about "The United States of Whatever". I was just thinking, "Ok, so I heard that song about a month and a half ago? What the hell?" And it's ok, but it's not that hilarious. Ya know? I'm not trying to sound like I was the person who wrote it and made it and showed it to the world, but shit. Then every fucking person in my school has this thing for Adam Sandler. I swear. Is it just me, or is that guy not funny at all? I mean, I laugh sometimes and have laughed in the past, but still. His humor is old, boring, and stupid. I like the humor of... hm... why is this hard? I like my friends' humor. Meredith rocks my fucking casbah. She really needs to be on SNL or Comedy Central Presents. She will make your intestinal tract explode, I promise you.
"the hardest part isn't finding who we need to be, it's being content with who you are"
That is a fucking cool ass quote. Yey for The Ataris. Yey ass yey. The quote is pretty true I guess. I have a problem with myself, but I'm trying to change stuff. I know I'm an ass and I know I'm a hypocrite and I know I'm alot of other things that I don't want to be. But I'm turning shit around.
My sister is at pom (?) tryouts right now. Well not actually 'tryouts' I guess. Get this: she had to go last night till 9:00 and tonight till 9:00 just to learn and practice a dance or something, and then tomorrow there are tryouts. I wonder if she'll make it. I just hope she doesn't turn into a big piece of bleached-blonde shit with no brain , but whatever. I hate superficial people.
What else can I say today? What happened. Um... my hands are sweating (God damnit) and people are whining to me, so I should probably go. Katrina rented The Dangerous Lives of Alter Boys. That movie looks pretty kick ass. It's about these alter boy kids who do all of this bad stuff and vandalize shit and get all crazy. I think. That's what Katrina told me a few days ago, but we'll see. I think I accidentally spilled a bean (not the beans) to Casey. Whoops. Why does she tell everyone everything she hears? Hello? Privacy? But who am I to talk. I messed up kind of, but it wasn't that bad. The person already knows and stuff, I think, so who cares. That is all I will say. Shit yo. I need to go.
apr 14
Today was a fine day. It was a Monday. I finished all of my homework last night (kick ass) and didn't get too much of it to do tonight (kick more ass). I need to finish three math problems that I'll probably just bullshit my way through, and then I need to write a biography and synopsis of this thing for english. Oh yeah, and then (no and then) I have to make some dumbass background thing for spanish. How stupid. How very fucking stupid. Oh well. Slackers unite!... bitch.
I have more ultra, neo-maxi (my new kick ass word, that also sounds like a type of tampon, but fuck you) good news! I have an 88% in chemistry! Who's a fucking genius now, bitch! You're God damn right. Ah! It's crazy and awesome and... I need to keep it. I wonder if I'll actually get an A in chemistry this semester? That would be shocking. Shit yo, my chemistry grade is higher than my math grade, and I actually UNDERSTAND math! Psych!
Last night I went to Jessi's and we watched Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back. Kick ass movie. I opened Jessi's eyes to the wonderful world of Kevin Smith. I felt proud for three minutes, then I got over it. Then we watched American History X. That movie was fucking cool. It made me realize alot of stuff. I hate nazis. Then today after school we watched Fight Club. It was pretty cool, but kind of confusing at times. Cool, though. All of this Edward Norton makes me want to bust out some Red Dragon ::kung fu::. He's a really good actor though. He kicks the ass.
Is that 'war' over yet? Dear God. All of these people are coming back and stuff because they got put in hospitals or whatever. I don't know. I don't watch the news, but I have current events tomorrow, so maybe I'll learn something. Who knows. I think war is stupid. I mean, our cause is alright and I sure as hell don't wanna get my ass blown up, but I feel bad for the innocent people over there that got killed. I don't, however, feel bad for that mother fucker, Saddam Hussein. What an asshole. He can eat my shit and then eat the shit that he shits out that was made out of my shit that I made him eat (hail Jay). In summary: fuck war and fuck Saddam's crazy Iraqi ass.
Today was chicken tender day. Hell yeah it ruled.
apr 13
I woke up at 10:00 today. Actually 9:50, but I wasn't out of my bed till 10. Yeah. Church. It was a hellish experience. Only one hour a week, I know, but today it was an hour and a half! What is that?! Are they trying to make me lose my mind or something? I should only have to go for half an hour next week. It was Palm Sunday (I think that's what it's called) and the people did this reading or whatever. It was so long. Then we got the bread stuff and this preist was grossing me out. He was sweating really bad and wiping his face with a towel or something, but that's not the real reason I was grossed out, only part of it. When we got our 'body o' Christ', he was touching the heads of these kids in front of me, because they couldn't take in the ultimate Jesus thrill. That is so gross. I have dirty children hair germs in my mouth now. What the hell people. I mean shit, I don't think he'd want to eat after touching those kids. Maybe they were clean, but the idea of it is nasty. Let me taste your hair, thank you. No.
Brenna is lamp shopping with her mom right now. She's supposed to call or something when she gets back. Jessi might come over too. We're going to go outside and be stupid. It's nice out, but kind of cold. Oh well. I can take it. Fuck yeah. So... when will that God forsaken phone ring?
School tomorrow. The end of my 4-day weekend. Yeah, I said 4-day. I got to stay home on Thursday because my mom is cool. I don't think I missed anything either. Yey. But yeah, school tomorrow. I hope this week goes by ultra, neo-maxi fast. Then we get Friday off. Rock on!
I still have to finish stupid chemistry homework that I forgot to do. Shit. Ah well.
Fin.
Hello. I just got finished transforming my "Buckle Up" keychain into this. It's impressive, eh? Yeah, I know. I'm stupid.
I just got a guestbook. Go touch my g-spot you trick ass hos. It rocks the house down pretty bad, I must say, even if it only has three entries. That's why I'm counting of all of you to sign it, because there will be hell to pay if you don't. Rar.
Hello again. I don't really know what to say today. It was hot as a mother outside. Sweet Jesus. It's like... 80? I have no clue. All I know is I'm sweating like a beast. Praise the Lord for wind and breezes. Shit yo. I have a new annoyance of the day. Sweaty palms. Damn them to fuck.
Amidst doing my assloads upon assloads of homework, I have somehow found time to update this, for all who read? Actually I wasn't doing any of my homework, I'm just a prick. Anyway.
I have the taste of chicken flavored ramen in my throat and the sound of The Rocket Summer in my head. Argh? I don't know if I like these guys yet. They're ok, I guess. Hm. I hope the radio doesn't destroy the world. I really do.
