dirtykitty13

Here is where I'll post all of my chat logs with various perverts around the net...and because these are transcribed from yahoo chat to AIM and then here, some of it might be lost, so I'll post what I have...

 

mad_duck_bill

this guy was working at a mental institution when I talked to him. I only have the start of our wonderful conversation, and I'm greatly pissed that I do not have the ENTIRE thing, but that's aol. I am "me," he is "him."

RubixsQube (12:59:09 AM): entering yahoo chat
RubixsQube (1:00:14 AM): heeeeeeeeeeeere we go!
RubixsQube (1:00:32 AM): already a hi...
RubixsQube (1:00:35 AM): let's wait a bit...
RubixsQube (1:00:47 AM): <oooh, "can I clean you off"
RubixsQube (1:01:11 AM): ok:
RubixsQube (1:01:16 AM): "mad duck bill: hi there"
RubixsQube (1:01:27 AM): me :hello
RubixsQube (1:01:35 AM): him: I am Bill, writer and poet"
RubixsQube (1:01:45 AM): me: writer and poet? how romantic
RubixsQube (1:01:53 AM): him: you betcha
RubixsQube (1:02:08 AM): him: want to read a poem i wrote
RubixsQube (1:02:39 AM): me: about what? i like poems written in epic style, or haiku
RubixsQube (1:03:59 AM): (HAHAHAHAHA)
RubixsQube (1:04:16 AM): him: lover lover where are you? I search for you high and low
RubixsQube (1:04:25 AM): and you have not come. I wait for you in the middle of the night
RubixsQube (1:04:28 AM): buty ou did not show
RubixsQube (1:04:36 AM): I am ready...
RubixsQube (1:04:39 AM): and then it cuts off
RubixsQube (1:04:41 AM): because it's so big
RubixsQube (1:04:45 AM): me:
RubixsQube (1:04:57 AM): it's too long. it went off the side of my screen...and it sounds pretty corny.
RubixsQube (1:05:01 AM): him:
RubixsQube (1:05:02 AM): oh
RubixsQube (1:05:04 AM): him: ok
RubixsQube (1:05:05 AM): me: sad
RubixsQube (1:06:07 AM): me: wow, are you preoccupied? because we don't have to finish this conversation.
RubixsQube (1:06:28 AM): him: let's try again:
RubixsQube (1:06:33 AM): I have searched the world for you
RubixsQube (1:06:37 AM): and have found my true love
RubixsQube (1:06:55 AM): you have touched my sould and captured my heart
RubixsQube (1:06:57 AM): i am yours
RubixsQube (1:07:23 AM): me: wow, this is inspiring
RubixsQube (1:07:27 AM): him: how's that
RubixsQube (1:07:32 AM): him: oh good, getting better
RubixsQube (1:07:55 AM): all right
RubixsQube (1:07:56 AM): me:
RubixsQube (1:08:04 AM): ok, I have written poems before, so let me write one
RubixsQube (1:08:22 AM): him: kool
RubixsQube (1:08:26 AM): him: i am ready
RubixsQube (1:08:39 AM): me: ok
RubixsQube (1:08:43 AM): me: here we go
RubixsQube (1:09:10 AM): me: the candles in the loft told nothing
RubixsQube (1:09:31 AM): him: wow
RubixsQube (1:09:35 AM): me: you were not there
RubixsQube (1:09:38 AM): me: not there, again
RubixsQube (1:10:06 AM): me: I was envious of the others you had
RubixsQube (1:10:12 AM): me: of the way that the world kicked me
RubixsQube (1:10:35 AM): me: I wanted solace, I wanted to merge with uncosciousness
RubixsQube (1:10:50 AM): me": I fell into my bed
RubixsQube (1:11:05 AM): him: deep and sad, wow
RubixsQube (1:11:26 AM): me: <<I'm not fucking finished, wait a second>>
RubixsQube (1:12:36 AM): the bed was hard
RubixsQube (1:12:41 AM): like the way your face was
RubixsQube (1:12:43 AM): the way your chest was
RubixsQube (1:12:55 AM): the way that the words that escaped your mouth last night
RubixsQube (1:13:00 AM): I'm going, you said
RubixsQube (1:13:02 AM): and I could just cry
RubixsQube (1:13:22 AM): so I laid down
RubixsQube (1:13:26 AM): the wind across my naked body
RubixsQube (1:13:30 AM): and I fingered myself
RubixsQube (1:13:45 AM): wet hot wet hot wet wet wet
RubixsQube (1:13:52 AM): the end
RubixsQube (1:14:03 AM): him: wow
RubixsQube (1:14:25 AM): him: that was deep for sure
RubixsQube (1:14:31 AM): me: it's supposed to be carnal at the end
RubixsQube (1:14:42 AM): him: yeah it got my motor running
RubixsQube (1:14:45 AM): him: wow
RubixsQube (1:15:07 AM): me: the motor? running? in your computer? what?
RubixsQube (1:15:22 AM): him: sounds like she really misses him
RubixsQube (1:15:35 AM): me: well, she did
RubixsQube (1:15:39 AM): me: but she doesn't need him
RubixsQube (1:15:48 AM): him: ah, neat
RubixsQube (1:15:53 AM): me: the world is her oyster
RubixsQube (1:16:37 AM): him: so she took care of herself...is that how it is?
RubixsQube (1:16:58 AM): me: not really, I think she gave up sex and moved to a convent
RubixsQube (1:17:17 AM): me: anyhoo, what are you doing online so late?
RubixsQube (1:17:20 AM): him: i am at work
RubixsQube (1:17:46 AM): me: what do you do? plumbing? pharmaceutical?

 

I forgot this guy's name, but it was just a jumble of letters, and the start of it was very very perverted, about him wanting to "wash me" or something...his grasp on english wasn't as strong as his grasp on his own dick. So, if he wanted to wash me, I'll give him the chance. He asks, "what do u look like?" I answer:

 

RubixsQube (1:41:43 AM): me: well, I'm 46, female, 234 lbs
RubixsQube (1:42:00 AM): me: alabama, usa
RubixsQube (1:42:08 AM): him oh isee
RubixsQube (1:42:26 AM): me: i have short, thin hair
RubixsQube (1:42:30 AM): but big breasts
RubixsQube (1:43:19 AM): at 46 they want b just big they are going to b biggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggg
RubixsQube (1:43:30 AM): him: at 46 nipples facing downwards
RubixsQube (1:43:56 AM): me: well, I'm kind of overweight, and that's why I can't wash, can you?
RubixsQube (1:44:13 AM): well, send ur pic
RubixsQube (1:47:38 AM): me: one second
RubixsQube (1:47:45 AM): me: ok, how do I send a picture to you?
RubixsQube (1:47:48 AM): me: send file
RubixsQube (1:47:55 AM): him: where is it?
RubixsQube (1:48:14 AM): me: on my computer!
RubixsQube (1:49:30 AM): him: send a file
RubixsQube (1:49:37 AM): me: not happening
RubixsQube (1:49:42 AM): me: so, bathe me instead
RubixsQube (1:49:47 AM): him: look clik on send file
RubixsQube (1:50:13 AM): me: look, not happening
RubixsQube (1:50:17 AM): me: bathe fucking me
RubixsQube (1:51:16 AM): ok, listen, non-english speaking dude, you started this chat, you're finishing it.
RubixsQube (1:51:21 AM): him: :-P