bondjbondjr: brooke freakin ishibishibashibishi!

bondjbondjr: this is kevin freaking hainywainyliney

Monana3B: haHA!!!!!!!

bondjbondjr: zah!

Monana3B: HEY! HOW YA DOIN?

bondjbondjr: GREAT! BUT NOT YELLING IN ALL CAPS LIKE YOU!

Monana3B: well, you should try it, it's quite nice.

bondjbondjr: so I hear.

bondjbondjr: happy birfdey!

bondjbondjr: and happy anniversary of your passing through your mothers loins!

bondjbondjr: a little late...

bondjbondjr: but meh.

Monana3B: well, geeeeee, thanks a bunch, kevin!

bondjbondjr: and I'm coming to your snazzy part-ay

Monana3B: nah, no matter, it's the thought that counts. 1-2-3-4.

bondjbondjr: 5-6-7-8

Monana3B: AWESOME! that's terrific, kevin!

bondjbondjr: yay for me

Monana3B: yay for you.

Monana3B: and cheeses. hmm....(thoughtful silence)

bondjbondjr: <looks at sky, thanks god for cheese>

Monana3B: tell god i said hello.

bondjbondjr: <tells god brooke says hello>

bondjbondjr: WHY HELLO BROOKE!

bondjbondjr: he says hi.

Monana3B: WOW! great holy sniffling crackermongers!

bondjbondjr: GREAT holy sniffling crackermongers.

bondjbondjr: not just cool ones, or awesome ones.

bondjbondjr: but GREAT ones.

Monana3B signed off at 11:59:28 PM.

Monana3B signed on at 11:59:44 PM.

bondjbondjr: you disappeared.

bondjbondjr: and you're back!

bondjbondjr: why are you ignoring me.

bondjbondjr: <insert sad face>

Monana3B: i'm so sorry!!!!!!!

bondjbondjr: yeah yeah.

Monana3B: it's so unbelievably slow right now!

bondjbondjr: <turns back>

bondjbondjr: what...ever.

Monana3B: nooooooo! don't turn away!

bondjbondjr: zah!

bondjbondjr: don't cry for me brookentina.

Monana3B: here,.....here's a lollipop. ...with bubblegum in the middle?

bondjbondjr: <turns back, takes lollipop>

bondjbondjr: ah, ok.

bondjbondjr: I guess so.

Monana3B: (....brookentina?...)....:/

Monana3B: (shoot, that was my last lollipop)

bondjbondjr: (as in argentina, come on! EVITA!)

bondjbondjr: (pssh. cultural literacy?)

Monana3B: (but kevin, brookentina is hardly fitting to match with argentina. it would be suiting if my name was "marge" or "large" or something that sounded fitting with argentina")

bondjbondjr: (but...that would make it a "pun"

bondjbondjr: _

Monana3B: (come on...pssh. melodic matching).

bondjbondjr: and, I was going for "cute word," with matching syllables)

bondjbondjr: doi.

Monana3B: (okay, then, i'll settle.....thinks ....but i'm taking this lollipop back)

bondjbondjr: yeah, not after I do THIS! <licks lollipop all over>

bondjbondjr: haHA!

Monana3B: HECK, I'M NOT TAKING THAT BACK NOW!

bondjbondjr: <ominous belly laugh>

Monana3B: GROSS!

bondjbondjr: bwa ha ha ha ha ha HAHAHA!

bondjbondjr: brooke, I have a band, you know that?

bondjbondjr: and, I just bought this watch:

bondjbondjr: WATCH!

Monana3B: hmm...are you trying to entice me into a virus/scam?

bondjbondjr: yes. I mean no.

Monana3B: OH MY GOOD LORD, THAT IS AWESOME!

Monana3B: when do you receive the watch?

bondjbondjr: thanks. I think so.

bondjbondjr: I have it.

bondjbondjr: RIGHT NOW

bondjbondjr: AS WE TYPE

Monana3B: wonderful! is it on your left wrist or your right wrist?

bondjbondjr: left.

bondjbondjr: but!

bondjbondjr: it's upside down

bondjbondjr: because I wear my watch like macguyver!

Monana3B: ah ha!

bondjbondjr: because macguyver can do ANYTHING

bondjbondjr: and someday, so will I.

bondjbondjr: mark my words.

Monana3B: SHE MARKS HIS WORDS IN PINK: mark my words.

bondjbondjr: oooh. that's a nice color to mark them, thanks.

Monana3B: yes, you're welcome.

bondjbondjr: so, I'm in a band!

Monana3B: tell me more!

bondjbondjr: ok.

bondjbondjr: remember ryan quinn?

Monana3B: yes sir!

bondjbondjr: well, he plays guitar

bondjbondjr: I sing

bondjbondjr: and, together...

bondjbondjr: we are:

bondjbondjr: <cue effects>

bondjbondjr: NERD CLUB!

Monana3B: AWESOME!!!!!

bondjbondjr: Ok. that's pretty straining on the eyes.

bondjbondjr: sorry

Monana3B: haha, no worrie.

Monana3B: s.

Monana3B: so does nerd club have any upcoming gigs?

bondjbondjr: not as of yet

bondjbondjr: but soon

Monana3B: wonderful!

bondjbondjr: we have three songs

Monana3B: ok:

bondjbondjr: and so, a petit set

Monana3B: yes, petit, yet grande!

bondjbondjr: yes!

bondjbondjr: and when we do have such a set ready

bondjbondjr: we will play open-mic night

bondjbondjr: with our three songs. of FURY

Monana3B: fury. i like it.

Monana3B: would you be open to a small monkey playing the triangle?

bondjbondjr: maybe. if that monkey was cute.

bondjbondjr: or scary

bondjbondjr: or cute AND scary.