Q&A with The Jeoprady Man
Lew’s Interview With Alex Trabeck
Any good drummer, what the hell, any good musician realizes the
importance of random, meaningless trivia. And in the empire that
is meaningless trivia, Alex "Iron Cherry" Trebeck is
the Emperor who reins with an iron fist and a STEEL BLADE. I had
the golden opportunity to sit down with Alex on the set of
Jeopardy and talk with him about everything under the sun
[everything under the sun = total, utter patronization]:
Lew: First of all I want to tell you Iron Cherry that it is a
privledge to get to talk with you on this sacred day.
Alex: Sacred day?
Lew: Yes, it is the 25 anniversary of the first time you hit the
bong.
Alex: What?
Lew: Don’t play stupid with me Trabeck, I have done lots of
research and I talked to Phil Corothers.
Alex: Who?
Lew: Phil Corothers! Does Alpha Gamma Omega Funk In The Fog ring
a bell?
Alex: I don’t …. reme--
Lew: Oh yeah, now the picture is getting clear isn’t it
Alex?
Alex: LEAVE ME ALONE MAN.
Lew: Alright, alright. You’ve dealt with that tourture
enough. So, how does it feel to be the Thane of Meaningless
Knowledge, the Emperor of Trivia, the King of Kings, and The
Prince of Penis?
Alex: I don’t really consider myself any of those things, I
just try to provide entertainment for our viewing audience at
home,and if I give them a tid bit of information along the way
then that is a bonus for me.
Lew: So, what is the purpose of the College Tournament?
Alex: We want to give young, college age students a chance to
display their knowledge and a chance to win some money at the
same time.
Lew: Don’t lie to me, do you think I am stupid. I know you
do it to pick up chicks.
Alex: what?
Lew: Oh yeah. I am on to your game Iron Cherry, I have 23 sworn
affidavits from 18 girls and 5 guys that you sexually harassed
them back stage before and after the show……Where are
you going??
At that moment Mr. Alex Trabeck got up and ran away. Well he
didn’t get far before he was mased and tazered by the LAPD.
It was an honor to get to talk to him.