Interview with a Head Master

Lew:

Mr. Rutter:

Recently I had the privledge to do an interview with the head master from my old high school, Mr. Rutter. He is a good man with good all around morals and I want to take this time to thank him for doing this interview with me.

Lew: So Mr. Rutter let me start this interview out by telling you how much I enjoyed that batch of Clam Chowder you prepared for me earlier.

Mr. Rutter: [chuckles] Well thanks, that is my grandmother’s secret recipe.

Lew: Speaking of which, what do you think about Rock and Roll, specifically Tool’s newest album.

Mr. Rutter: I think rock and roll, like any form of expression, has it’s spot in society. And to answer your question about Tool, I have never heard of them.

Lew: Do you always tell such dirty, dirty bulls&#@.

Mr. Rutter: What?

Lew: That’s right, bastard, I found 10 copies of the latest Tool album in the glove box of your Ford Explorer.

Mr. Rutter: I don’t drive an Explorer.

Lew: Oh, ahem, I’m sorry. Disregard the whole bastard thing ok.

Mr. Rutter: Ok

Lew: Anyway, back to the rock and roll, I recently found out that we share the love for drumming.

Mr. Rutter: ummmm….

Lew: yeah, I just found out you drummed for Iron Cherry back in the early 80s.

Mr. Rutter: I don’t know what your talking about.

Lew: you lying son of a bi@#&, I know you drummed for Iron Cherry dude, I outta kick you lying a@# for telling such a filthy lie. I saw pics of you in the band with them man, I saw PICTURES! See look I have one right here.

Mr. Rutter: That drummer is black.
Lew: Oh. I’m sorry man, I…I could have sworn that was you. Dude, I apologize for snapping at you.

Mr Rutter: Well I don’t like that tone that you’re taking with me.

Lew: Look I said that I was sorry didn’t I.

Mr. Rutter: I thought this was going to be a nice interview….

Lew: Shut up old man. Ok. Just shut up….

We had to cut the rest of the interview as Mr. Rutter refused to talk to me anymore. Anyway, I want to thank him again for giving us a few minutes of his valuable, valuable time. And preparing for me such a lovely bowl of Clam Chowder.