THE SMILEY

WHAT IT MEANS

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  My eyes have been carved out and replaced with divots.

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I'm a gluttonous fat fuck whose eyes have been carved out and replaced with divots.

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My god, you've taken one eye, isn't that enough for you, you BEAST?!

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OH GOD IT'S ON MY FACE GET IT OFF GET IT OFF IT'S MOVING GET IT OFF

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SWEET JESUS I THINK IT'S MATING AND IT JUST GAVE BIRTH FOR GOD'S SAKE HELP ME GET IT OFF ME

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We are the robots, boop boop boop boop.

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I am the mighty comma-eyes.

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Below my large wavy eyebrows lurks a heart of fire and passion.

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Deformed eyes are one thing, but people keep trying to crucify motherfuckers on mine.

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I am wearing delicious donuts on my face, and if you've got something to say about that, you're a goddamned racist.

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Sanctuary! Sanctuary!

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OH MAN I THINK YOUR BOY SOLD US SOME BAD SHIT MAN OH JESUS CHECK TOMMY'S PULSE HE DON'T LOOK TOO GOOD

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Bless you, for you were not born with sphincters where your eyes should be.

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Man, I just can't get enough pointy cocks shoved into my stupid fucking face.

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Your children were delicious!

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durrr thalidomide