Past Entries

[4.13.02] Okay... my first update in awhile, Right Steph??? So here's the deal, The week after Spring break was terrible and uneventful... except for when I asked Beth out on Monday 4.8.02... this is a reminder to myself. I'm doing great except as you all probably know... I want to go back to California and I never want to come back. I also don't wish to leave my friends either... Then and bunch of nothing... I no longer can do gymnastics because of my week of relaxation, and I no longer have the urge to do, well, anything but chillax. On Friday Beth and I went out to play!!! I took her to Portillo's on Barrington because she didn't want to go to the one on Golf cuz her "crazy" parents were there!!! In time we found out that they weren't there so we were safe to go to the normal Portillos.  After that we went to visit Justin. We played with fire... and coldness. Then we went to see Ice age... I'm leaving the details out because I'm too lazy to actually write them. Oh yea.. before I went out with Beth, I went to the mall and purchased Moulin Rouge for $10.00!!! Crazy style... I got home at Midnight, and believe it or not... I wasn't yelled at!!! Today I went to practiced... left before it ended, went home to UPDATE!!! And then went out to get stuff for my physics project!!!  I also stole stuff...  Now here I am... and I'm off to Pat Burke's house to do the project... Good Riddance and God Speed...

[4.20.02] It's been exactly one week since my last "thought" update... I'm sorry... I've been really busy with stuff. On Sunday... it was pretty uneventful until night time when Kiran found me playing basketball outside. He played with me... we went on talking about how we don't play anymore because my parents are fags. Then he left cuz I had to eat. Then we went out walking assuming that Justin, Nhil, Josh and Jess would come find us at Collin's Park, they didn't. So we walked to Josh's and saw them leaving... so we walked back to my house to find Nhil waiting there for us. We sat against my garage and had a talk about life... it was classic... I miss those talks... then they left. Then school, school, school, gymnastics, gymnastics, gymnastics, meet, meet, meet, then on Friday I went to UIUC. I saw Kevin Bradley there... it was weird. My trip was from 9:30 a.m. to 7:00 p.m. It was overall terrible. The only thing I learned from it was that college kids don't go to class and the spend their time making love, playing in wading pools, tossing a ball or Frisbee, or tanning. The college life is glorious in my eyes. Then I got back picked Eric up for Mr. Cougar and I was supposed to get Beth food but I didn't have time. I felt really bad... I'M SORRY!!! Then when I got to school, Beth was waiting outside of the school for me... well actually the food... but it was cold and I cried. But she said it was okie. Then we watched Mr. Cougar and Nhil never showed, but he really did show. Quinn Wulbecker won followed by Jim Dolbare who should've won. Then we went to Portillos to eat. Then I took Nhil home then I took Beth home. Today... I did nothing. I'm technically grounded, well kinda. So I slept, woke up to eat at Wendy's, drove my Ate to the library, then slept. Then Coach Kim calls me, I don't know how he got my number, and informed me about practice. My dad refuses to drive me so I roller blade over to practice. I practiced and then went home with Leo and Josh. When I got home... I got yelled at. Then I went online, then ate. Now I'm doing nothing. And this is the life of the lonely... lonely Chris Bernardo, but in reality, I'm not lonely at all. So poo on you all.

[4.25.02] Okie doke... so here's what happened. The PSAEs... Biggest waste of time ever. It was an insult to mine as well as the rest of the junior population's inteligence... with the exception of the stupid ones, who deserve death. In my writing section, I finished so early... I decided to make fun of the PSAE board by insulting their intelligence and saying they smell and the end. Then I went home around 1:30... then I ate pizza... it was old and good, I found it. Then I went to bed and woke up in time to realize that I had to go to the gymnastics meet. I realized I had no way of getting there... so I walked/ran. I got there around 4:00. Then we left. I didn't think I was gonna compete cuz of previous problems with the coach. Long story short... I skipped out on the last 20 minutes of practice and he called my house and yelled at me. Anyways... we went on the bus at 4:15 then coach yelled at us some more... it was terrible, he pretty much said we suck. Then we got there and Coach is like... you're competing, go change. So I competed... I sucked... it was fun, just as I expected. We were all scared we were gonna lose to Elk Grove. So me and Justin went on a ritualistic adventure to get our minds off our fears. First we went to get hot dogs at the concessions... and we noticed they were charging $1.25 for a can of pop. So we sat in the corner and contemplated while people hit us with the door and we apoligized, It wasn't worth it so we went to the vending machines we encountered a week ago at the same school. We went and got some drinks... 8 more ounces for the same price!!! We were excited... it was better than sex we assume. Then we made our way back to the gymnastics room... but the doors we used were locked!!! Justin thought we had to go outside to get back... I refused so we had to find an alternate route. We found a door and almost went in... it was the girl's locker room, except it said women's locker room on the door... so we went up a staircase instead, it didn't make sense since the meet was downstairs, but, we still went up the stairs. It lead to an scary upstairs gym... it was dark so me and Justin made babies. Then I had to pee... but I decided not to go on the floor. Then we found another door... and it led to the shelf of the gym!!! We were victorious!!! Then we went downstairs and bragged to Brooks about how we got 8 more ounces of better pop for the same price. HAHAHA.. he sucked... we're sooooo cool!!! Then we gave eachother a butt touch... it's our new high five. Then throughout the rest of the meet... we did walk-by butt touchings to random people. It was cool... we hit and run... actually it was more of a casual walking away. Then it was time for awards... we got first with a 124.45... Elk Grove got second with a 122.45... they thought they were gonna beat us and they were cocky... we showed them!!! Then Matt Guttman drove me, Nhil, and Paul home. I got home and I was hungry... so I went to Wendy's. Then I went back home, watched the end of Star Wars, Watched Friends and Drew Carey, went to my room and tried to fall asleep to music. Then Beth calls me at midnight... I was in the partial sleep stage and my phone rang loud and it scared me. Then we talked until 2:30am when my phone cut us out... it hung up on her cuz it doesn't like her she assumes. But it was good cuz by then we were both tired. Then I slept....zzzzzzzz... the end.

[4.26.02] Yea... so today... I woke up at 7am because my retarded dad came into my room just to tell me that he was going to work. So I sat and stared at my walls with my music on. Then I went online and did some major revisions on my web page. I talked to Justin on and off. At one point Justin thought I was Josh... cuz our screen names are so similar. It was funny... our conversation went on for like five minutes when I realized he was talking to Josh... not me. Then I ordered Papa John's Pizza, best pizza ever. I went to play outside when Beth called me. We talked for about an hour and we argued about who should come over to who's house... no one went to anyone's house. I stopped talking with her cuz I had to leave so I could wash the dishes and clean my living room. Then I sat in my room and listened to music. Then I went to pick Justin up for the meet. After Justin I picked up Nhil. Then we went to see Beth at her track meet. We stood at the entrance and refused to pay the 2 dollar entrance fee, so we took an alternate route. We went around out back and entered through the open gate in the back. We found Beth and we just talked for like five minutes then we left. We made our way to Hoffman for the meet. We went and Jessica Lu wore red pants. We won and Nhil caused a scene by ignoring the chaperone who kept telling him to back off the rails. As far as I know... we won the meet, cuz me, Justin, and Nhil left early so we could catch the Poltergeist fest at Beth's house. So we went to pick Beth and Kim up from their meet. They won too. Then we went to Beth's house and all of her sister's friends were there. They're wierdos... but they're fun. Me and Beth came to the conclusion that Poltergeist 4 was the worst movie ever and the only way we could redeem our souls from watching that movie was to watch the best movie ever. I gave Nhil my car so he could go to Hollywood to get Ice Cream Man. They got it and it was fun. We watched the movie and I left Beth's around 10:40pm. I drove Justin home then I went home. Jason was apparently over at our house, so I chilled with his friends for a little. Then went inside... my dad yelled at me for nothing... then I watched some tellie with Fran, then I went to my room to chill for a little... followed by that... I went to sleep around 2am.

[4.28.02] I woke up to my alarm at 6:30am... then I went back to sleep... then I woke up at 9:30am and cut my hair. Then I ate lunch. Then Beth calls me and tells me Justin wants to do something. So we call Kiran to go thrift shopping. He leads on on the longest route to this crazy style Mexican ghetto to find the crazy style thrift store is closed. So we go to some terrible thrift store on roselle and weathersfield. Then we went to Wendy's cuz we got hungry. Then we went to Baskin Robins for I-Keam... I bought stuff for Kiran, Beth, and me. I dropped Kiran and Justin off. then me and Beth went to the mall to visit Nicky Duffy at Limited too. I learned how to measure my bra size in a dressing room there but there wasn't a tape measure. It was fun. Then Beth wanted to go pant shopping. We went to Pac Sun, then Anchor Blue, then Juxtapose, then JC Penny, then back to Anchor Blue where she finally bought her pants and I bought a shirt... it had a little boy mooning a girl... it was precious, like Beth. Then I took Beth back home. When I got home... I went to eat at McDonalds with my baby sister.  We each ate a Big n Tasty and a Philly Steak and Cheese, which by the way is terrible. Then we went home. we went to visit Ate at her dorm. She bought us tasteless slushies at the dorm... but they were tasty? She also gave me an ironing board. Then we got home and the rest of the night didn't matter.

[5.06.02] Okay... so once again, no update for a really long time... it's been more than a week. So here's the low-down. I don't remember what happened on Monday. On Tuesday... I think was the day I went to my sister's and Beth's confirmation practice... it was fun? Beth asked me to stand in for her sponsor who couldn't make it cuz she's lives in Minnesota. But I sat there... we played and we made fun of people... for example, horse girl. Then the rest of the week until... Friday was preeeety much boring. Then on Friday Beth and Justin came over and we watched Moulin Rouge. We also went to get ham pizza. It was tasty. They left at 10:30pm cuz they had to. Then I stayed up and did nothing for a good 2 hours. Then Beth called...  we talked for a good 2 hours... then her dad told her to stop. Then Saturday... I think me, Kiran and Justin went thrift shopping... we bought stuff, then we all went home. Then Beth came over to  "pick up her clip." LOL... she came then left cuz I thought my sister and I were going to go to the mall together cuz she just returned home permanently from school. I had to go pick her up that morning so I woke up around 6:00am... that's 3 hours of sleep!!! Anyways... Ate never woke up, but we still had to get Frances a present for her confirmation. Sooooo... I call Beth and ask her if she wants to come with, of course she does!!! So I go over and meet some of her parents' friends. They approve??? I dunno... I also encounter her sister and her two friends... Monica and Lori... I invite them to come with us  and they want to... cuz I promised Emily that I would get her some I-Keam soon. We went, we had fun, I got the present, then we went back to Beth's... I left pretty much immediately cuz I didn't want the rents getting TOO mad... after all, it was already 9:30pm... heaven forbid... no one talk to me about BAD PARENTS!!! I helped cook, watched Half-Baked... then I slept. The next day was Sunday, the day primarily consisted of cleaning and cooking. Then Franny's Confirmation was about to start. We went and I waited for Beth cuz I was standing in for her sponsor. The confirmation consisted of me and Beth making fun of people... much like the practice. She decided the Bishop was Rafiki from the Lion King cuz the way he said Gifts and how he rubbed stuff on their foreheads and he had a stick... she also declared the Friar was a Monk... Then it was over and I left. We went home and we had a little shindig... The babies came... none of them liked me... I tried to lure them into my room with a trail of gummi bears... it failed miserably. The rest of the night was kinda blah.... From there on there really wasn't much. There were some school highlights tho... Tim bet me I couldn't fit into a shirt I bought at a thrift shop, he was right and I got stuck in it... I had to ask Sara Lee to get me out... it was funny. Okay... I was wrong... there weren't that many highlights cuz that was it... the end?

[5.10.02] So... why is it that I feel terrible on such a good day??? Why is it my day always seems to end on a bad note? You know... a half day, they're supposed to be happy. Not in the world of Chris Bernardo... never in the world of Chris Bernardo. It started out all good... international fair day!!! Not a real school day. Though this was the first year the Filipinos didn't have a booth... don't lay the blame on me or Nhil, if you all wanted a booth so bad... you should have taken the initiative... so just fuck off. But that didn't let me down TOO much. I pretty much lived at the international fair today. And for Joan... I won't let you down!!! So the school day was over all fun. Then after school I went out with Justin, Dave, Alan , Beth, Kim, Niki, and Katie went out to eat at Bouna Beef. We got there and they weren't there so we went to Steak n' Shake and our original intentions was to call them when we got there... but when we got there we realized we didn't have any of their cell numbers, so we went back to find out they already got their food... so we just ate there. I kept putting stuff in Justin's drink in hopes to drug him, I thought it would be funny. Then we found a vanilla ice cream machine and we put them in our drink cups... I was the only one who did it, then Alan stole it and ate it. Then we went to Meineke to play ultimate Frisbee. The guys got there first and we started to just throw the Frisbee around. Then we went to the soccer field... found three kids and we started playing with them. One of them started shit with me... I thought is was funny but I didn't wanna fight, cuz I'm a peaceful man. They started kicking our asses... it was pretty salty. Then the girls came with Slurpee!!! They weren't for us. They ran up the big hill and sat there while we played. So we kept going and we started winning thanks to Dave. But I scored the game winning point... as far as I'm concerned, I was the team hero. Then we split teams and pretty much stopped. The girls ran down the hill and took us away? But I got Kim's Slurpee!!! Then I gave the remnants to Alan, then I got Beth's Slurpee, it was exciting. Then we went to Katie's house to play on the trampoline. We played and then Kim and Alan had to leave so Me, Beth, Justin, and Dave stayed on the trampoline while we waited for them to get back. Then they got back... we played some more and then Niki drove us home. I went home and Nhil and Josh want to go job searching... highlight of that evening, Ice Cream at Ben and Jerry's. Then I went home angry and pissed. Then Beth calls and tells me Justin and Eric are over at her house playing. I didn't go because I was angry and pissed? And I was already home anyways and didn't wanna leave, but my parents were surprised I came home the time I came home... I think they expect me to break my bogus 10pm curfew. So at home... I sat and listened to sad music cuz it makes me feel better. Then Beth called me at midnight and she went to sleep a little after 1:00am. So I went to Ate's room to go online and update.

[5.12.02] Well this is an update for today and yesterday. I woke up around 10:30am... cuz Beth called cellie, yes Beth I did hear it, but I couldn't find it in time because I was all loagie, and I tried to locate it by sound... but then it stopped ringing, so I went back to sleep. Then I woke up and showered and went out with my baby sister to buy a mother's day present... we went to the Border's strip and bought her stuff. Atch called me to inform me of an Ultimate Frisbee game, I ended up not going. But when I got home... I went to chill with Eric. We went to Josh's where we sat with Josh and Jessica for a really long time. Then we went to Hollywood video to get Face Off... then we headed off to Jessica's house to watch it... Me and Eric didn't really watch it... we were to infatuated with her morbidly obese cat... it kinda reminded me of well... mE!!! It rubbed against me... I got frightened and left. Then I went out to eat at... some place??? I don't remember. Then me, Beth, Eric, and Justin went to the Mall to get Beth's mom a present for Mother's day. We went to Bath and Body works and had a lotion war. Then Justin and I had a butt touch war. Then we went to AMC30 to watch Spiderman... we missed our show at 7:45pm so we got tickets for the 8:00pm show. In the time we had to wait we went to the arcade section and "played." First we went in the Jurassic Park game and sat there... the game cost one dollar so we didn't play cuz we didn't have enough... so me and Eric went on a search for money in phones and other games... we found fifty cents!!! It was crazy!!! Beth and Justin stayed in the game and watched the screen. Then we went in 10 minutes before the show started and found that we got shafted with seats!!! It was terrible... we were the first there for the show... but we got fourth row seats. It wasn't that bad. Jessica told us there were 77 mistakes in the movie... we didn't find them all. But the movie was all right. Then we went home... the drive was scary cuz it was raining hard. I was honestly frightened. I got home a little after 11:30 and they yelled. So I went to sleep. The next day I woke at 11:00am and skipped church. Then we went out to eat at a Chinese restaurant. Then we came home and I cut my hair really really short cuz my dad was giving me hell about my red hair... so I got mad and chopped it off. Then he gave me hell about having really really short hair... I called him a fool of fools. Then they refused to let me play with Kiran and Nhil cuz I was bitchy. So I ate dinner. And then went to Super K with Frances for bread. Then I came back home and decided to update.

[5.13.02] Well first thing this morning... me and my baby sister got yelled at right before school because my dad didn't think we ate... so he yelled at us and made us come inside to tell him which plates were ours and what it was that we ate. Then at school... HAPPY BIRTHDAY KIM AND TIM!!! For Kim... I got nothing... but for Tim... I wrote a note... a subliminal note... and my singing alien. It was fun? No... not really... Just another normal day... I don't even know why I bother to put this... but I went to school, it was boring. School then finished, I was excited... oh no wait... I wasn't excited because after school, I had to go to hell, oh no wait... I mean home. But I was on the bus and I saw Hershel's car... he took me to Portillo's. I saw Jenny and Nicole... Hershel thought it was Ami, Jenny's older yet identical sister... it wasn't, I won. Then we went home... that's it!!!

[5.14.02] I don't remember what happened at school... but I really don't care! But after school was cool beanios. I went home and did homework... then around 7:30pm, I went outside to play... I played basketball for awhile... then I called Kiran. He said he had to study for the AP Government test... but he came over anyways. We played Frisbee for an hour... it was crazy style... we came to the conclusion that we wanted to have an Ultimate Frisbee Game... so we are, on FRIDAY MAY 17,2002... ANYONE  WHO WANTS IN MAY COME!!! That was the important thing.

[5.15.02] Today was cool beanios... not so much at school as after school... but it was kinda school related. But we had a classic model UN basketball game that consisted of no actual Model UN members, just the sponsor. It started out with Me, Kiran, Nhil, Adnan, Harsha, and Mr. Patel. I dominated... as always. Then Aamir and Quinn came. Then Nhil sat out so Tim Boslett came and played. The next two games belonged to Quinn... the white Alan Iverson. Kudos to you. Tim took the defensive title... he was the white Dikembe Mutombo. Nothing got by him... okay, everything got by him with the exception of my shots... I like to blame it on his quick drummer hands. Then Tim and Quinn left and we played some more because Carl Bley came. The last two games were the championships. It was me, Harsha, Nhil, and Adnan... my enemy. We played against Kiran, Patel, Aamir, and Carl... we dominated the series winning both games... thanks to Nhil's boards and posts, Harsha's strategies, Kiran's incapability to complete simple tasks ( he missed 16 straight lay-ups), Adnan's uselessness... lol jpjp... enemy... and my superstar capabilities... I like to think of myself as the Shaq Iverson type guy... yea... I rocked... then we went to Baskin Robins to get I-Keam... Compliments to Harsha!!! That's it!!!

[5.16.02] So today at school... I was walking slow in the hall... and Kevin Brady started talking the SMIZZACK to me... he dishonored me. HE said I wouldn't be on his Frisbee team because I was SLOW!!! So he said I was going down... ohhhh hell no!!! Empty threats!!! This is to Kevin Brady... I'm taking you out like Santana took out the robber in La Catrina!!! Oh no wait... he didn't... I take that back... I'm taking you out like Frankie is fat. Take that... 1 more day until Judgement day. Down Down Down... Kevin's going down.... Yea baby... oh yea!!!

Sooo... no real Frisbee game today... cuz people called it off cuz of Spring Fling and cuz it was too cold even though it wasn't too cold, but it's okay, I made the best of my day... for the most part, school was boring. We performed our ensembles today, it was fun and exciting... okay not really. Then at lunch Mrs. Wassel yelled at me for wearing Beth's headband because... one, it said The pretty girl and I'm neither a girl and pretty (keep in mind she said this)... and two, I wasn't actually on the team. Then after, I went home. Then Beth called me and made me take her out to eat, so we went to Portillo's once again!!! Then I dropped her off at home and talked to her family, then I left!!! Then I went to Nhil's house and we chilled for a little. Then we went to Matt's house and then to Meineke to play Frisbee!!! We played guts... well kinda... then Waldo's One dollar mart... then we went to 7-11 and had an adventure... Justin revealed his life dream to own a 7-11 that's open four hours a day... I really don't know why. Then we bought Slurpees... then we went to Subway. We all got food then after we saw Scott Johnson. We talked... and Nhil hung on a pole and almost broke it because he's fat? Then we pulled up to Scott and his friend and erotically offered him a ride home... Justin was gonna play with them. Then we went back to Matt's. Nhil called home and he had to go back. So we all went to drop him off, it was very emotional. Then back to Matt's. Dave Tesna called and we went over to his house across the street. Then we went back to Matt's and chilled in his room and talked about stuff... like how we never hang out anymore... I miss you Matt!!! But not anymore because I just saw him. I had to come home at 10:30pm... so I did... I came in and my mom pointed out I was 5 minutes late. Eric is coming back!!! We're gonna glowstick!!! Okie doke??? Cool Beanios. I leave you now to talk to Joan Lee... my friend...

[5.18.02] Today I went out to lunch with my family... it was lame. Then I drove to Popeye's to get dinner for my family. Then after I ate dinner, I went to keep Beth company cuz she was home and sick... so I took care of her? Okay.... not really, but I put up with Gilmore Girls for her, now that's true love!!! Then I took her to Super K to get her dad a Birthday card cuz it's his birthday tomorrow. Then John Called to see if I wanted to play Frisbee. Then I left cuz she fell asleep and I had to go get Eric and Justin for our Ultimate Frisbee game... so I went to Eric's and we played PS2 for awhile. Then we went to Meineke to play. No one was there... luckily we found Mike Ragano and Matt McDermot. So we went to the field by the Municipal Center to see if they were there. Then we went to John Atchison's house to check if they were there, they weren't there. Then we went back to Meineke and they were there... but not John Atchison, Kiran and Graham. Right when we got there I got hit in the face because of Doug and Justin. Justin made the obvious observation that the ground was wet and muddy and we were all wearing white shoes... so we all looked at the ground at our shoes. Just as I look up, I see a Frisbee flying at my face, it hit me right in the mouth. I started to bleed and cry, now my lip is big and cut up and my tooth is loose.... thanks a lot Doug!!! Then we just threw it around and played until the rest came. Then John, Kiran, and Graham came. We split into teams of Me, Kiran, Tim Bosslet,  Mike Ragano, Eric, Justin, John Atch, Graham, Andres, and Matt McDermot. We played against, RJ, Doug, Amy, two other girls who I never quite figured out who they were, Quinn, Joe, Ryan, and I think that was it? I dunno, there were a lot of us. This wasn't a normal game of Ultimate Frisbee, it was in the dark with glowsticks to I.D. people and a lighted up Frisbee!!! It was excellent! So we started playing and our team quickly lost hope because Ryan was too fast for any of us to catch... so me, Tim, and Ragano made a new game... attack Quinn... so throughout the night we tackled Quinn, hit him while he was down, then we ran away. Soon his team caught on and came to his defense so it turned into a west side story kind of thing... one team battling out to the death because we couldn't keep our hands off one of their team mates!!! Then most of us quit and Tim and Amy wanted to see me rave... that's when it went downhill... I showed them and they were impressed. So Tim wants to take it up. Then me and Eric went on an adventure to find my Frisbee. Then we came back and the game was pretty much over. So our team and Ryan came into a circle and had a rave... with the exception of no drugs, alcohol, or pacifiers. But there was music... we made it, I think we were singing sand storm? Tim glowsticked and then me and Ragano peed on a pole... Quinn tried to attack us while we were doing so... I told him I'd pee on him. So he ran, then Ragano ran after him with his pants down... Quinn got frightened because Ragano touched him right after peeing. Then we all broke out into a fight to see which team could get the most glowsticks... no one really won. Then we decided to introduce Atomic woodchucking to everyone. It's when we put someone in a backwards hoodie and spin them on the spinning thing at the park. Then as they get off and get dizzy, we chuck woodchips at them while they're disabled. We got Quinn to be the one to chuck stuff at. It was sooooo funny... he pretty much died. Then we took turns on the spinny thing. Then we split up and me, Eric, and Justin went to burger king while the rest went to Denny's. Then I went back home.