~How much duct tape does it take to stick the average person to the ceiling?~

~To drive a car to work is generic, but to drive a chicken to work...MAGIC!~

~Piggle wiggle giggle pie...~

~No! I'm not a raisin!!~

~I do not wish to grow up to be a brick.~

~You'd expect people without hands to tell the truth. They have probably learned their lesson by now.~

~I'm not gonna smell that!~

~What if donkeys were intellectuals, but couldn't speak our language? Would you want someone calling you a donkey?~

~BAM!!!~

~Exactly how many floor squares are there in the school?~




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