These are Just some funny Quotes, from some damn funny people!
"My momma says never kiss on the first date but i never listen to her,"
-Redneck Guy-
"Rape Means yes,"
-Another Redneck Guy
Okie I'm sitting doing an art evaluation between Albrecht Durer's Self Portrait and Pablo Picasso's Self Portrait and I hear Mrs. Rhudy(my art teacher) yell my name, so like I turn around to see my friend Lis, holding her lip ring I was like WTF. So i get outta my seat and ask her what's up and she says "HELP ME" She had knocked the ball off her lip ring. So I try and put it back on but, its one of those kind that just pop on instead of screw on so were sitting there trying to get the damn thing on. So Mrs. Rhudy tries as well and can't get on so then we ask Alex (extremely hot boy) to help us put it on and he says "I don't feel comfortable doing that" LMAO so were like lauging really hard and he's lauging and we keep dropping the damn thing so finally she just takes it out LMAO it was hillarious I guess you had to be there! lmao
Okie another funny moment alright so Me Lis, Justin and Andy were all sitting in Andy's van while Eric was going to see if Jon was home(by the way Justin, Andy, Eric, and Jon are just our friends) Anyways so were sitting there Listening to Soda by Gob and Lis, turns to me and says Lindsay I'm gonna fart, but before I could even have a reaction she lets on blow it was hillarious she's cracking up I'm basically sitting on Justin(who by the way looks like a small hispanic boy) he throws me off and like jumps outta the van it was hillarious even Andy whom was driving could smell it, it was NASTY!!!
Ok Lis, an I were sitting on this bench in the courtyard and like this chick who is way annoying walks over and is all flirting w/ Justin. Well she becomes lound and obnoxious and our friend sharon(rad, paranoid chick w/ dreads) like backs up. So like the girl asks her what's wrong is she afraid of her and she's like no Then the girl asks sharon again later and Sharons like no I just don't like you it was freaking hillarious. The girls like really and Sharons like yeah i just got bad vibes off you right away it was so crazy i almost pee'd meh pants!
More Stupid embarrasing Stories Later! Have fun and don't Drink and Drive!
