A Prayer For The Stressed

Help me to be careful of the toes
I step on today as
they may be connected to the ass that
I may have to kiss tomorrow.

Help me to always give 100% work,
12% On Monday
23% On Tuesday
40% On Wednesday
20% On Thursday
5% On Friday

Help me to remember that when I am having
a really bad day and it seems that people are
trying to piss me off,
that it takes only 42 muscles to frown
and only 4 muscles to
extend my middle finger and tell them to
"Bite Me".