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crusty cheese
**the place for pointless, funny, ironic, ironicly funny, pointlessly ironic, pointlessly funny, ironicly pointless and stupid randomness**

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*why not? the sky is green and i am falling upside down
*someone switched the 'm' and 'n' keys on my keyboard and the world is confusing me
*panda cousin
*fried beans
*what is a "quotation mark"?
*i spy with my little eye a drunk monkey eating blueberry pie
*YES, I DON'T
*what if every word in the world ended with a 'y'?
*NARF!!!
*will the real scuba steeve please stand up?
*you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway.
*hahaha!! the people in my head tell really good jokes!
*you nee dhelp
*i am currently on mars. or is it kansas...
*Why is the other side of the green valley always seem greener to the occupants of a glass house who don't throw stones that roll and gather moss although you can lead a horse to a birds of a feather who flock together all in green?
*to hook up with the turtle at the shell station
*Super Box Office Smash Monkey Movie
*one fish, two fish, red fish, blue fish...
*mmmm.... I declare Taco Bell the NEW capital of the U.S.!
*Llama! I said you shouldn't pee in your own shoes!
*LAVENDER MEERKATS!!!!!
*woo hoo big suite hotels are fun. i enjoy getting lost in them.


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what month were you born in?
*january
*february
*march
*april
*may
*june
*july
*august
*september
*october
*november
*december
*i come from another planet. they call it ooksha

Whooo r u?
*Alice
*the Cat
*the disgruntled bird
*Rabbit
*Queen of Hearts
*Outspoken King
*I painted the roses red ...
*Mad Hatter
*Anything and everything, after all, it is a Wonderland!

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interesting misspellings

*get your eyes cheaked
*Do you have your bellebutten pieced????

who is stupider?
*gore
*bush
*all three


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Abraham Lincoln...
*was good
*was bad
*dressed funny
*should have stayed home

Q & A

Q: Have you ever had radiation?
A: hey, i have six toes
Q: Paper or plastic?
A: paper, cuz I'm poor and I didn't buy toilet paper





cheese
*cheesy goodness
*i prefer cheese over monkeys
*i eat moldy cheeze
*some new and wonderful kind of cheese?
*CHEESE!
*cheese?
*did someone say cheese?
*some type of cheese
*cheese, cheeseville
*DID SOMEBODY SAY CHEEZE?
*i take a swim in easy cheese
*using string cheese as earplugs
*cheeze
*i'm in the mood for cheese, you?
*monkeys and cheese, thank you.
*Man oh man I would go for some cheeze right about now
*she is cheese
*he is cheeze
*we are all cheez
*their heads are full of moldy cheese
*i eat granulated cheese

what is a potato?
*yes
*no
*maybe


What's the biggest problem this world faces?
*Economic status
*Lack of resources
*Violence
*Hunger
*Enviornmental
*Boy Bands




Quotes
"What do you use to let people know you're selling 'For Sale' signs?"
- Scott E. Roeben
"After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him...
The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut."
- Will Rogers
"Never kick a cow chip on a hot day."
- Will Rogers
"Never miss a good chance to shut up."
- Will Rogers
"The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket."
- Will Rogers

More Quotes
"There are three kinds of men:
The one that learns by reading...
The few who learn by observation...
The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves."
- Will Rogers
"Mayor for mayor!! Mayor for mayor!!
- Mayor off Powerpuff Girls
"hi, i'm larry, the shivering chipmunk. brrr, i'm cold, i need a sweater"
- Powerpuff Girls
"I'm diving. I'm bored. I'm on the diving board."
- Taylor Hawkins, Foo Fighters






yes, this was made to thoroughly confuse people
and to cure my boredom
and to cure other people's boredom
















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at least, that's what they want you to think MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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