I'm drivin' a truck
Drivin' a big ol' truck
Pedal to the metal, hope I dont run out of luck
Rollin' down the highway until the break of dawn
Drivin' a truck with my high heels on

My diesel rig is northward bound
It's time to put that hammer down
Just watchin' as the miles go flyin' by
I'm drivin' twenty tons of steel
But its sure hard to hold the wheel
While im still waiting for my nails to dry.

Oh I always gotta check my lipstick in that rearview mirror
And my pink Angora sweater fits so tight
Im jammin' gears and haulin' freight
Well I sure hope my seams are straight
Lord dont let my mascara run tonight.

Because Im drivin' a truck
Driving a big 'ol truck
Smokey's on my tail and my accelerators stuck
Got these 18 wheels a rollin' until the break of dawn
Drivin' a truck, with my high heels on.