And here's a list of things I suggest you not do right after having your wisdom teeth removed:
Eat real food
Talk
Open your mouth
Yawn
Laugh
Throw up
Not take your painkillers
Jump off a building
Jump off a moving vehicle
Jump off a balcony
Fall off a building
Fall off a moving vehicle
Fall off a balcony
Getting poked
Getting tickled
Vomitting
Running
I'm still thinking of more...