with all the new technology out there now it really makes you think how do the elves make all those hi-tech gismos for you and all the other "good kids" not to mention being able to make the newest version so the next day the major companies put out a newr version and yours is obsolite.plus with the growing number of births all around the earth(we can thank all those horny teenagers for that) poor santa is left with a shit load of work for one day but hey one day out of the whole year isnt so bad. for these reasons and more it seems almost impossible for him to get all this done

ahh nut heres the catch santa has gone hi-tech. you see santa now gets all his presents from the internet. he takes all the letters from the goodnboys and girls scans them puts the wish list in a search engine (special for santa all free except for shipping and handeling) and orders. this leaves him with no more real work. he just has everything delivered by UPS or FEDx.

now as good as this may seem it has a disadvantage a very big very bad disadvantage. it leaves hundreds of elves runing around unemployed . because now everything is made in factories by humans leaving them useless not only that 70% of them are on wellfare the other 20% are circus freaks and the last 10% are hobos.

sorry for the spelling i did this in a hurry i didnt want to forget anything.

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