First of all this started when I said that when I die I don't want anyone to put flowers on my grave i am dead why the hell would I want flowers? Then I went on to say that besides when I die my body would decompose now here's the theory.

It starts when some psycho comes and cuts you up into little pieces. Now remember its a psycho so he then continues to eat the little chopped up pieces of you in a...soup if you would like its your death you can be prepared and seasoned anyway you want at least in your mind. Then the psycho get the runs and you go down the toilet or they could puke you all out. Then that psycho will flush the toilet. Your remains will then go down the drain and into the sewer and then thanks to our great sewer system it will go onto the streets and hopefully into a park. The ground will ultimately absorb you and go into the roots of a tree that tree will grow and soon some moron will cut all the trees in that park to make a.... Well let’s say a mall. They cut you down (you are now a tree) and take you to a factory or something were they proceed to make you paper. Don’t worry you will make some high school student very depressed. Either by coming back as a test, an F or a really long school project. It doesn't always happen like this it may even come back as a note they were passing in class. That student (in my case summer) will then rip the paper into little pieces (dejavu) and throw you away, assuming that were still in school the paper will e cleaned up by the janitor and if your school is half way decent it will be recycled. Then you will be made into a paper all over again that paper will then be made into some sort of secret document and end up in the FBI.

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