Hello and goodbye, why you ask am I saying goodbye already well cause by the time you finish this paragraph and find out what this book is all about you'll close it and be mad because have wasted your time. This book as implied in the title is about idiot humans. You will most likely be offended by every word written in here (if you can actually understand what I say) or be convulsed with laughter from start to finish. As always there will be no real point for writing all of this since it is obvious. Of course it is impossible to write all of this in just one book. For your sake and mine ill exclude all there is to say about politics. So now that you've finished the paragraph you can go ahead and do as recommended or keep on reading either way you'll be wasting valuable time that could be filled up by watching paint dry. Humans as many of you know have reflexes. This trait comes in handy while getting hit by a miniature hammer or when you really have to pee. Now lets imagine there is a ball coming toward your head FAST! What do you do? A. RUn B. Catch it C. Stand there like and idiot with you eyes closed holding your head tilting it at a 45 degree angle (hoping it wont hit you) and screaming through the hole process. That’s a right lady and morons (men) its letter C. as always you ignore what little brains you have. Do you use your reflexes no? Now example #2 your walking down the street when you see a car coming your way (have you noticed how its always objects coming at a fast speed) and again you just stand there like a deer in the headlights. Luckily the guy driving stops just in time. Well just assume he did cause there is no use in telling a dead person this. We as Humans have the urge to point out the obvious as much as possible. “Look the lights went out” (and did they leave a note saying when they'll be back) “Hey he feel” (no shit and I just thought he was laying on the ground bleeding for fun) (you can find more on this topic in the guide to becoming normal and the hitchhikers guide to the galaxy. you don't notice it but you do it. this might be because of our constant efforts to make ourselves feel important by constantly talking and drawing peoples attention. as humans we are obsessed with ourselves and our meaningless problems. which brings me to my first point “ people problems are people “ no matter what your problem is it was most likely cause by another idiot human. while little kids in Africa are dieing of hunger , aids and not to mention that we are at war and your crying your eyes out and telling everyone who will listen that your life sucks cause you cant go to the dance.
People act superior to others especially if the other likes them. We always make up reasons not to like someone “that way” “ oh no he's too white” “too dark” “too tall” “too short” “too smart” “too stupid” “too nice” “too mean” “too honest” “lies” “too ugly”(oh yeah threes never a too cute but the problems is all the good looking people think one of the above of you) no one is ever good enough for us there's always something wrong with them. Wait but what if you find that perfect boy or girl its always the same they have a girl/boy friend and to you their one of the above listed (in your selfish mind your the only one worthy of them) But a s a moron you always keep hope that they will like you (which they never do) In every case no matter what you always keep stupid hope. Your friends tells you they hate you and the first thing that goes through your mind is “no their just kidding they do like me” or your teachers tells you that your work is failing and you think “it cant be that bad “ even though you haven't even opened your book in the hole year but wait till the report card and there it is a big black F.
By this time your probably telling the book that it’s wrong that you don't have stupid hope. Then you have pity. As mentioned earlier you hate yourself for not doing the right thing or working hard enough but never do anything about it. You cry and cry. Causing yourself severe trauma, depressions, leaving you with a 200 dollar bill from your therapist. Enough of that lets go to a different subject.
thats all im writing in here at least cause i dont want people copying this and claiming the made it im really touchy about that kind of stuff
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