1. ALWAYS start a conversation by saying HEY or HI. Never start off by insulting them. This, if you have not figured out already, rarely works in your favor, my friend.
2. Spell as accurately as you can. If you don't know how to spell a word... say so. Please. If you admit that you can't spell, we won't think as negatively of you.
3. Don't respond to somebody after you have been idle for over 10 minutes. If someone says something, and you are away from your computer for over 10 minutes, chances are good that the other person has already closed his or her IM box. Therefore, if you say "YEP" out of the blue... they are gonna think you are a friggin' retard.
4. Always say "g2g ttyl bye" or something of the sort. Never let someone ramble on about God knows what and then randomly say BYE. It can tick somebody off, you know?
5. NEVER, and I mean NEVER, IM people just to find out what the homework is. If you never have a normal conversation with them unrelated to homework, you should shut your pie hole. Its one thing to ask for help, but c'mon. If you are an ass to them all the time and then you need help, you're a stupid imbecile.
6. Don't say "oic" unless you actually say "Oh, I see" when you are talking to a human being.
7. NEVER say 'thx.' "Thx" is not a word. "Thanks," "thnx," or "thank you" are words. "THX" will never be a word. EVER. Even though AIM is written in short hand, "THICKS" (thx) is not a word. You are retarded.
8. Don't act stupid.
9. Try your hardest to give a damn.
10. Don't say "hey... whats up?... im bored." That is a crap conversation. Unless you have something to say... don't talk. I don't care if you're bored. I am bored too, but I'm not gonna talk about it. But, if you do feel the need to say SOMETHING, just don't say "i'm bored." Saying it isn't going to solve anything.
11. Saying "mai" or "mah" instead of "my" doesn't save any time.
12. Do not say "hey," let them respond, and then go idle or away. You are a moron. Talk, you friggin' idiot.
13. Do not alternate between capital letters and lowercase letters. It is impossible to read. Do YoU uNdErStAnD wHaT i Am SaYiNg??? It makes you look like a mofo...
14. xD... it is a damn ass constipated face. Don't use it in rapid succession!
15. Don't talk using letters and numbers. H3y! It's damn annoying...
16. Don't have too many numbers and misspellings in your SN. Its pointless and retarded.
17. Only have 1 SN! You are grossly mistaken if you think I am gonna memorize 20 SNs...
18. Don't talk in all capital letters. It seems like you are electronically screaming at me.
19. "mother fucker bitch ass cunt maggot dun even mess around with stuff like that dont say jack shit about my momma you fucker ill kick your ass 6 tiems you jackass and youll have to fucking stare at your fucking asshole assolicious assity ass ass getting kicked cause ima rip out your fricken eyes and fucking make you watch dumass bitch!" If you are a little shy, short, Asian kid... What the hell are you doing talking like that?!?!?! You're not 6 feet tall, and you're not black. If anything, you're 2 feet shorter than me. And unless you have Michael Jackson's payroll, your skin will never change.
20. If you use "<3" so much to the point where I am about to come over there and stab you, you better cut that crap out...
21. Why do yo use the words "sweet," "sexy," "yummy," "princess," etc. in your screen names yet you look like a monkey's ass, and you know you look like a monkey's ass? Don't try to hide it with a fake name! And while I'm on the subject... "qt" doesn't spell "cute," you stupid moronic... moron.
22. "Girl" and "grl" do not belong in one's screen name. We don't need to be reminded of your gender, sex, or orientation every time you type something stupid.
23. "teh" and "t3h" aren't words... Just type "the"... You are a stupid mofo. "The" is a word... teh's a word a retarded kid makes when he wants more grape juice.
24. "iss" and "ish" aren't acceptable spellings of the word "is." Its two fuckin' letters! Spell it right!!!
25. The letter X in your SN... C'mon people... unless you are an X-Dresser, don't put an X in your SN...
26. "Lolz"... Lolz? What the hell is lolz? Laugh out loud zebra.
27. Why do you put a "?" at the end of every sentence? Are you confused? ???????
28. There is NO point in IMing somebody just to see their away message. Look in their damn profile! God!
29. If they ARE away, don't leave 50 messages... you dimwit... Go make out with a chimpanzee who is high on crack cocaine.
30. You are a sack of crap if you randomly warn people. What goes around comes around, my friend...
31. Just think about this next time you try to use exclamation points (with some random 1's thrown in) incessantly... GO SCREW YOURSELF!!!1111!!!!!!1111!!!!!!!!11!!!!!!!1
32. Don't make people guess who you are. What the hell are you thinking? Its a waste of time and it makes you look like a psychopath.
33. Don't misuse the away message system. If you don't wanna talk to somebody, block them. That's what its for. Don't say BRB and then not talk to them. They know what the hell is going on. Also, don't say BRB if you intend to come back... hours, maybe days later. Say BYE. moron... sometimes people are just morons...
34. I know that the new AIM has a button that looks like an eyeball. This button makes it seem like you have logged off, although you can still talk. DO NOT PRESS THIS BUTTON REPEATEDLY ITS SOOOOO ANNOYING!!!!!!!!!! GOD DAMN YOU ALL! on off on off on off on off on off on off on off on offon off on off on off on offon off on off on off on offon off on off on off on offon off on off on off on offon off on off on off on offon off on off on off on offon off on off on off on off GETS A LITTLE IRRITATING!
35. Dont use the symbols insted of swearing. You @&#&@, etc. GOD THATS ANNOING! Just swear. Its not like you are fooling anyone.
36. After someone types a whole paragraph on something really important, please god, dont type just 2 words. It kills the conversation, and makes you look like a bloody idiot.
37. Under no circumstances should you ever Fuck with Vaden
38.Under no circumstances should you ever Fuck with Declan
39. When people have names that are really sad, and obviously, they are looking for people to talk to. But when you ask them about it, they just say "nothing". Well JESUS! OBVIOUSLY SOMETHING IS WRONG, OTHERWISE YOU WOULDN'T HAVE A NAME LIKE THAT! GOG ALMIGHTY!
Vadens note- I didn't make most of it up, its copyrighted off other sites. Also, if u do any of this, dont be upset. Its just little things that bug people- Dont take it personally. And if u have some 2 add, tell me.
