Yesterday, the most powerful Shadow Synth band in the universe, ALTAiR purchased the complete rights, royalties and ownership of the Citadel at the center of the universe. The price was almost enough to hurt the pocket books of the Studs of Synth at a wopping $4,587,253,995,409,106,044,355,264,111,483,333,35,209,213,666,340.23... a number so large that a team of mathematicians were hired to isolate themselves for two weeks just to compute the price, considering the baffling nature of the Citadel, and then to calculate and invent a number so large that even ALTAiR may need a loan. Luckily, the band had recently been granted a currency printing press from three different countries, America included. America was inadvertantly the previous owner, without knowing it, of course America owns just about everything ALTAiR doesn't want. We interviewed the band moments ago.

NBC: How can you afford this?

ER: We can afford human souls, too. We just choose not to because we don't want that kind of responsibility. We'll play god when we're good and ready. After all, someday we'll have to. We're in the freakin' Bible.

AW: Yeah, souls are too much work. My philosophy is: the least amount of work, least amount of responsibility, the most pay.

CR: Eh... no comment. NO PICTURES! GET AWAAAAAAAAAY!