This just in... Shadow Synth Mega-Gods, Altair were
seen throwing themselves heroically into a space-time
rift that would've enveloped the earth had they not
sacrificed themselves... yet moments later, the three
dashing young lads returned from the rift with long
beards and tattered, yet swadling clothing and told of
their journey to the beginning of time where the rift
was even larger and their triumph through the
destruction of a being called "Q." Scientists are
speculating but popular belief is that Star Trek was
an evil cover up plan to hide the true intentions of
the government... to end all mankind. Thank you,
Altair.
In their absence, they wrote a new song and graced the
gawking crowd with its first performance in billions
of years... the title is not pronouncable by modern
tongue...
