The band ALTAiR decoded the genetic structure of the
human body today, in one
hour. "We just couldn't belive it! We have been hard at
work on this stupid
thing for decades now, and these Avatars of Achievement
come waltzing in and
solve the problem in an hour." said a scientist on
location. When asked about
the amazing discovery, and how quickly it was made, Erik,
the Sultan of Synth
had this to say: "Well, we wanted at first to write a
song based on the genetic
code of humans, so we came here to this laboratory. I
wanted to write parts of
the song like parts of the body, but no one could tell me
what the code all
meant. So we had to crack it."
Casey, the Ruler of Riffs, later added, "Yeah, man. We
simply waited until
they all went to lunch, then we busted out their
equipment and got to work. It
really didn't take that long, in fact, we got to eat our
own lunch before they
even got back."
Aaron, the Prince of Percussion, said, "It was pretty
cool. Clearly, they had
no idea how to use their own equipment. Otherwise they'd
have figured it our
by now. Well, to be fair, we did have to make some
SLIGHT modifications..."
So there you have it. Decades of research gone to waste,
and the three guys
from Tacoma solve Human existence in one hour. What more
do you need?
