Site hosted by Angelfire.com: Build your free website today!
The band ALTAiR decoded the genetic structure of the human body today, in one hour. "We just couldn't belive it! We have been hard at work on this stupid thing for decades now, and these Avatars of Achievement come waltzing in and solve the problem in an hour." said a scientist on location. When asked about the amazing discovery, and how quickly it was made, Erik, the Sultan of Synth had this to say: "Well, we wanted at first to write a song based on the genetic code of humans, so we came here to this laboratory. I wanted to write parts of the song like parts of the body, but no one could tell me what the code all meant. So we had to crack it."

Casey, the Ruler of Riffs, later added, "Yeah, man. We simply waited until they all went to lunch, then we busted out their equipment and got to work. It really didn't take that long, in fact, we got to eat our own lunch before they even got back."

Aaron, the Prince of Percussion, said, "It was pretty cool. Clearly, they had no idea how to use their own equipment. Otherwise they'd have figured it our by now. Well, to be fair, we did have to make some SLIGHT modifications..."

So there you have it. Decades of research gone to waste, and the three guys from Tacoma solve Human existence in one hour. What more do you need?