Religious Jokes

1. The pope and Bill Clinton both died and Clinton went to heaven and the pope went to hell. Well when the pope arrived in hell he said to Satan, "Didn't you mix Clinton and me up? Shouldn't I be in heaven?" Satan agreed and asked God about it who also agreed that there was a mistake. So then during the switch when the pope was going up to heaven and Clinton was descending into hell, the pope exclaimed, "Oh Boy! I've always wanted to meet the Virgin Mary!" Then Clinton looked back and called, "You're about five minutes too late!"

2. Why did God creat Man before Woman?

He didn't want any advice.

3. Why didn't Noah go fishing?

He only had two worms.