Nice SWF! Quotes by its members, their friends, and their many enemies!
Now that you know what SWF! is all about, you probably want to know their philosophy on life. Now in this all new and brilliant section of the page you can read actual quotes said by SWF! and ones who they associates with. You can even add them to your daily vocabulary!
"We're not bitter, we just hate everyone." --SWF!
"You can't eat, you can't sleep, and you just want to SMASH things." --You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown
"Yes that's probably true."- an answer to any question!
"How do you like them apples?" --Lisa
"I hate school. I hate resource periods. I hate work. I hate immature people. I love Sam and Nicholas.--Katy Knouf
"I ain't not none stupid"--Emily
"Look! A raccoon!" (Tell Lisa this; wait for response)
"I can't stand it, I just can't stand it." --Charlie Brown
"Isn't Mickey supposed to be dead?" --Scream 2
"Do you value your nose?"--Ashley
You're killing me smalls, you're killing me!"-- Adrienne
"Cannabolism isn't cool!"-- a biology thing
"My arm is looking awfully tasty."--ditto
"Why don't you just go drown yourself!"--Adrienne
"Can I have some scrambled legs?"--Emily (biology thing)
"Why can't we just all get along!"--Russian
"If you were a gerbil, your mother would eat you."
"Wanna know something? No, no you don't."
"Je ne comprends pas"-- I don't understand!
"That's some high-quality entertainment."
"It's a good thing."
"Donnez-moi death."
Abby-"Oh... SWF!. It is awfully cliquey. It'as very unique and.... (OH NO! There went Abby's head!)
"What did he say?" "Oh you know, the usual. How ya been, how ya doin', how ya wanna die!"-- Scream 3
"Welcome to my website. I hate websites. I am a hypocrite"-- Ashley
"No, no, that's illegal."
"No, no, definitly not!"
"Quote that!"- as Anne throws a pencil at us.
"No. That's my quote if you want to quote me on that."--Evan Ewing
"Thanks dude."
"Don't beat me! Don't beat me!"--Earl
"Party hardy!"-- also Earl
"Kill them all!" Wait! Did I say that outloud?--Luebke
"It's a good thing"--SWF!
"That's a classic!"--SWF!
"LISA!!"--Everyone!
"My hippo has problems..."--Lisa
"I'm not a vegetarian because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.--A. Whitney Brown
On a tombstone: "I TOLD YOU I WAS SICK"--Amusing, isn't it?
"It's dangerous to confuse children with silly putty."
"It's not easy to take my problems one at a time when they refuse
to get in line."--Sounds like Lisa!
"One of the most wonderful things about life is that we must
regularly stop what we are doing and devote our attention to
eating."--One of SWF!s mottos!
"How come every time I see your head, I think of a marshmellow?"--
A good question to ask Lisa!
"The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard."
"Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, Where have I gone
wrong? Then a voice says to me, This is going to take more than
one night." -- Charlie Brown. Sounds like SWF!
"I'm lazy
so what?"--Some people's motto!
It's not MY fault! Ok, so maybe it is."
"Ashley dont do that to yourself!"--Everyone!
"I don't exercise so that I can lose weight, I exercise so I can eat more!" -- think about it
"I don't know. It's a mystery."--Kayla and Katherine
"You know, I really like freshmen. Then
again, maybe I don't."--Anonymous
"I am the not bitter senior"--Kasey Frazier
"Is it just me, or does Lisa remind you of Jan Brady???"--Katy
SWF! Members
This is Lisa. She is a baby!
This is Emily. She is just one big fat cow.
This is Polina. She thinks she is "talented"
This is Ashley. She wants to feed sharks!
Aren't we a diverse group!
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