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Ordinary Storekeeper/Sailmaster Frank Thomas

So you think he looks like Cousin "It" Funny you should think that, but they are not related in this world. Frank Thomas came to our country from Russia with nothing but a tin monkey statue and a dream. A dream to own a fine lazer and to mangle the English language. And despite the crippling handicap of having almost no talent or ability, Frank fought bravely (much like Nicholas Cage in "The Rock") and managed to annoy everyone from Tristian to sea scout god John Erickson.

Frank loves bike riding and sailing. His Laser skills are unparalleled in view of his last demonstration on how to land a Laser downwind in 20 KTs of wind when there is no room at the dinghy float. Unfortunately everyone was so busy clapping that we did not get any pictures. For Sale: One Laser, needs TLC. He is a member of the District Horror Band and has gone to the Pope John Paul High School Academic Olympics and other mischief. Frank's house is easy to find, just look for the house with a yard full of boats.

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