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Unordinary Seaman Sir Chadwick of Horst

"Chad" comes to us from Slidell HS via Slidell Little Theater where he just received the "Ugly Nutria" Award for his touching portrayal of a bloodthirsty, missunderstood snapping, growling, biting hunchback who lived in some drafty church tower without a bathroom. He has not fully recovered from the personality conflicts of his role as the hunchback and has been known to bite people when angered. All except Eloise who does bite back. Chad is in the National Guard and likes staying up all night on overnights so no one else can get any sleep. When let out of the house, he is used as a point man on Slidell's Cross Country Team. Chad also likes poerty, especially Hakiu (HI COW). When asked if he was up to writing the New Years Log he said, "You've got to be kidding, I would rather take Eloise to the annual ROTC Ball than be locked in the bilges with cousin "It" over Christmas." Late breaking news! Due to a freak accident that occured while Chad's mom was "Doin his hair", Chad's fur now matches Eloise's in both color and feel. He claims it's for the senior play, but is there something here we don't know?

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