Master of All Narrators: Hi! It’s me again. You remember me from before don’t you? I’m the Master of all Narrators. I’ve come back to narrate this section of the story because this time I know what’s going to happen. So, we’re going to go down into the cave located under the Tea House, or what’s left of the Tea House. . .
Callisto: I don’t like it down here! It’s dark and wet and there’s an unconscious Jack down here! Not to mention you, that loud teapot, and Bob!
Prince Charming: Well, sorry. I don’t mean to be offensive.
Callisto: Yeah, sure. I’m really going to believe that!
Prince Charming: I mean it.
Callisto: All I want right now, is to go home, take a shower, and get away from you three!
Prince Charming: Hey, you’re not that pleasant to be around either! All you ever do is complain!
Callisto: I-I’m sorry. I don’t mean to be annoying.
Prince Charming: No, I’m sorry. You have a right to complain. The truth is I would be complaining, too, except that you complain enough for the both of us.
Teapot: Help! The sky is falling!
Prince Charming: Shut up! Why do you always have to be so annoying?!
Teapot: I’m annoying?
Callisto: What do you think!
Teapot: -Sniff- I’m sorry.
Callisto: How about you just shut up!
Teapot: I-I s-said I was s-sorry! I hate humans!
Prince Charming: Great. Now you turned the teapot against us! What if he tries to kill us while we’re sleeping? Then what?
Callisto: I have a great idea! How ‘bout we just quit sleeping!
Prince Charming: No! That's the only way I can get away from you!
Callisto: Why you beep! How dare you…
Prince Charming: Shut up! I can’t take this anymore! I’m going to leave…
Callisto: …right now, good-bye…wait, what did you just say?
Prince Charming: Hmmm?
Callisto: What did you…
Nar.: Okay, they’re finishing each others sentences. That’s scary! We’re going to another scene! Let’s join Alyssa in the closet with Susan (I ensure you they are only hiding) . . .
Susan: Hey, what happened to this place? It’s all falling apart. And where is everyone?
Alyssa: Hey, Susan. Look. It’s Jey’s coat… I wonder if he’s still alive…
Susan: I doubt it. Look around. This isn’t the Underworld we know anymore.
Alyssa: Shut up! I have a very strong urge to kill someone, right now! I’ll avenge your death, Jey!!
Nar.: So, now what? Should we dare to go back into the hole in the floor, or what? Then again we don’t have much of a choice. . .
SLAP!
Callisto: What the hell is wrong with you? We’re both married!
Prince Charming: Actually, we aren’t. It seems like we are the only ones alive, besides those three.
Callisto: So? It’s still not right. Besides we aren’t sure they’re even dead. For all we know, they could be coming in here right now. I don’t…
Nar.: Okay. He listens. Um, I’m not going to tell you even what’s going on with them. Wait a second, I’m supposed to know everything that’s going to happen and no one told me about this! Oh, I’m going to be in the dark about all this, again! Let’s listen to Alyssa and Susan. I think their section of the story is safe. . .
Alyssa: Don’t try to stop me! I’m going to kill someone!
Nar.: She’s going, going, bumping into someone, stopping, and staring. . .
Alyssa: Oh, sorry. (Hey, who’s this guy? He’s kinda cute…)
The Prince That Was Charming: It’s okay. Hi. What’s your name?
Alyssa: Alyssa.
The Prince That Was Charming: Hi, Alyssa. I’m known as The Prince That Was Charming. You aren’t from around here are you?
Alyssa: No. You don’t happen to have a nickname do you?
The Prince That Was Charming: No. Alyssa, that name is so…so…simple. But one law of this land, is that you have to have a name chosen by The Fairy That Is Good With Names. Let’s call her.
Nar.: The Fairy shows up in a puff of smoke. And when everyone stops coughing, she names Alyssa, The Commoner That Killed Many People (just kidding), she was named The Visitor That Had A Strange Name And Killed Everyone. And Susan was named, The Other Visitor That Tried To Stop Alyssa From Killing Everyone. Well, now that that’s done, let’s get on with the story. . .
Alyssa: I don’t like my name.
The Prince That Was Charming: The names are supposed to tell you what you are going to do in the future. But, I don’t really think you’ll kill anyone. So, do you want a tour of this lovely place we call The Land Hidden For Eternity Underground? Then I was thinking we could go to my castle and have a little dinner…
Nar.: Okay. I wonder if she even. . .
Susan: Hey! Anyone out there! What about me!
Nar.: It’s rude to interrupt! Now as I was saying, I wonder, never mind. So, The Other Visitor That Tried To Stop Alyssa From Killing Everyone ended up sitting in what is left of the Tea House and is. . .
Callisto: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! Help! Quick! Someone help! He’s chasing me!
Susan: Callisto! Is that you?
Callisto: No! It’s not me! Can you help me out of this hole?!
Prince Charming: Come back!
Callisto: Hurry!
Susan: Was that Prince Charming?
Callisto: Yeah, now hurry!
Susan: Great, now I have to stop Alyssa from killing people!
Callisto: Susan!
Susan: Oh, right.
Prince Charming: It’s too late! Ha ha ha!
Susan: What the…?
Callisto: Susan, try to stop Alyssa! I’ll be fine for a while! Jey! Get away from me! Hey! Put me down!
Prince Charming: Ha ha ha!
Susan: Okay, I don’t want to even know what is going on down there. Now to find Alyssa.
Nar.: Does anyone want to know what’s going down there?
Callisto: Let go of me!
Prince Charming: No. And I haven’t gone crazy. Yet. I just don’t think it’s safe to be running around down here. Especially if you get lost.
Callisto: Why do you care?
Prince Charming: Because, if you disappear I won’t have anyone to talk to, and then I will go crazy.
Callisto: Oh, in that case, I’ll walk by myself. Now put me down.
Prince Charming: I don’t trust you that much.
Callisto: Come on. I promise not to run away. Just don’t try to eat me.
Prince Charming: Eat you? Why would I do that?
Callisto: You know, the people start to starve, then they stare at each other thinking about how the other person would taste the best…
Prince Charming: You’re paranoid, aren’t you?
Callisto: No. But you seem like the kind of person that would do something like that.
Prince Charming: What?
Nar.: I have a feeling there’s going to be a fight. So we’ll skip that part. A few hours later. . .
Prince Charming:
Feeling-Emotion
Don’t be afraid to be weak
Don’t be too proud to be strong
Just look into your heart my friend
That will be the return to yourself
The return to innocence.
If you want, then start to laugh
If you must, then start to cry
Be yourself don’t hide
Just believe in destiny.
Don’t care what people say
Just follow your own way
Don’t give up and use the chance
To return to innocence.
That’s not the beginning of the end
That’s the return to yourself
The return to innocence.
Prince Charming: I don’t know. It was in my pocket. Weird, isn’t it?
Callisto: No. It’s not weird. It’s only weird.
Prince Charming: Okay…
Callisto: Hey. You know what I want to do? I want to leave this hole and go find Susan.
Nar.: She’s getting more intelligent. Leaving the hole would be very bright. Hey, look, she’s leaving. . .
Prince Charming: Wait! What about me?
Callisto: You can come with me.
Prince Charming: Okay.
Nar.: So, they’re leaving. This should be interesting. They’re climbing out of the hole. . .
Callisto: Ahhh, fresh air! Isn’t it nice to be out of that dark, wet hole?
Prince Charming: Yeah. Sooo, now what?
Callisto: Now we’re off to find Susan…
Nar.: They’d better hurry. Susan is far away from what’s left of the Tea House by now. Hours have passed. You know, we don’t know what Susan is doing now. . .
Susan: My feet hurt! Not only that, but I don’t know where to find Alyssa! Someone has got to help me! Anyone! Where’s a knight in shining armor when you need one?
Nar.: That’s weird. There’s a knight in shining armor coming down the road. . .
Knight in Shining Armor: Hello, my Lady. Is there anything I can do for thee?
Susan: (Okay. This story just got weirder.) Yes, there is actually. Can you take me to the nearest village?
Knight in Shining Armor: Yes, my Lady. Is there anything else I can do for thee?
Susan: No, just give me a lift.
Knight in Shining Armor: A lift?
Susan: You know… Never mind just take me to the village.
Knight in Shining Armor: Yes, Milady. I will do that.
Suasan: I’m sure you will.
Nar.: Okay. That was even weirder. What has happened to the Underworld while I was skipping dimensions? You know what this show needs? It needs a little action. Lets go visit Alyssa. . .
Alyssa: I hate you all!! You killed my husband and all my children!! I wish you would all just die!!
Nar.: Hey look, everyone just died. You know, something very weird is happening. She didn’t even touch them and they are all dead. Hmmmm. . .
Alyssa: Hmmmm… I wonder… I wish Jey was here right now. And Susan and Callisto.
Nar.: Whoa! Jey, Susan, and Callisto just appeared out of nowhere! I wonder. . . I wish I had a body! POOF!
Callisto: Hey, who are you?
Nar.: I’m the narrator.
Susan: We have a narrator? Since when?
Prince Charming: Yeah, since when did we have a narrator?
Alyssa: Why didn’t anyone tell us?! That’s it I’m going to kill someone!!
Nar.: Oh, shut up! (Yes, I finally got say that!)
Alyssa: Why you…! I hate people who tell me to shut up!
Teapot: Shut up!
Alyssa: That’s it!! Die narrator!!
Nar.: BANG! I’m. . .I’m dying. . .Good. . .Bye. . .Everyone. . .
Alyssa: As for you you little teapot!
Teapot: Help! She’s trying to shoot me!
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Alyssa: Stop jumping around!
Teapot: No!
Alyssa: Ooooooooh!!
Nar.: I. . .need. . .a doctor. . .
BANG! BANG! BANG!
Prince Charming: Ahhhhh! Alyssa…you…shot me!
Alyssa: Jey! No! I didn’t mean to…!!
Prince Chrming: It’s too late…good-bye…honey…
Alyssa: No!! That’s it, you made me kill Jey, now you’re going to die!!
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Susan: Alyssa! No!
Nar.: I still. . .need. . .a doctor. . .
BANG! BANG!
Susan: Ow! She…got…me…
Alyssa: Oops! Sorry, Susan.
Callisto: I’m summoning the Meek Servant to save the day! Come Meek servant from wherever you are!
Meek Servant: How’d I get here? Oh, well, I’m free!
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
Nar.: Ow. . .please. . .someone. . .help. . .me. . .
Teapot: Ahhhhhhhh! (shatter)
Alyssa: Yes!
Callisto: Alyssa! You killed everyone!
Alyssa: So. Why should you care? It’s not like you killed your own husband! It’s not like you killed the one (actually, third) man you loved!
Callisto: You’re really dense aren’t you?
Alyssa: What?! You BEEP! How dare you! Go to hell!
BANG!
Callisto: AHHHHH!!!!
Nar.: Oooh. . .hel. . .help. . .me. . .
Meek Servant: Shhh! Don’t tell her I’m here.
Alyssa: Jey, poor, poor, Jey. What have I done! I can’t live without you…
BANG!
Nar.: No. . .help. . .I’m. . .dying. . .ow. . .good. . . . . . . . .bye. . .
Meek Servant: Phew! I’m safe! Yeh! Now what?
Teapot: You’ll never get rid of me! Ha ha ha! Wait, there’s no one here to hear me sing! How rude!
End Nar.: Remember me? The End Narrator dude? Well, as you can tell, everyone is dead, except the Meek Servant. The Meek Servant later retired, and lived in the Elysian Fields, because he was the longest living person in the Underworld. The Little Teapot’s spirit left, and went to bother all the dead people. Oh, and the Narrator forgot to mention that Darleen killed her husband because she found him in bed with Bob. She killed Bob, too. Then seeing what she did, she retired and sold McDonalds. Now she is living in a cabin somewhere in the woods. And that’s the end…Bye!
Credits: (The music playing)
I see love, I can see passion
I feel danger, I feel obsession
Don’t play games with the ones who love you
Cause I hear a voice who says:
I love you…I’ll kill you…
Loneliness, I feel loneliness in my room…
Look into the mirror of your soul
Love and hate are one in all
Sacrifice turns to revenge and believe me
You’ll see the face who’ll say:
I love you…I’ll kill you…
But I’ll love you forever
Loneliness, I feel loneliness in my room…
“My Heart Will Go On” From Titanic
“Return To Innocence” From Enigma 2 Cross of Changes
“I Love You…I’ll Kill You” From Enigma 2 Cross of Changes
Characters and Person Who Wanted Them In The Story:
I, The Master of All Darkness…:
Jack Dawson: Rebekkah
The Meek Servant Isn’t So Meek Anymore:
Meek Servant: Melissa
Jack Dawson: Rebekkah
Rose Dawson: Rebekkah
Master of all Stage Directions: Melissa
Master of Large Things: Melissa
The End Narrator Dude: Rebekkah
The Return of the Master of All Darkness:
Jack Dawson: Rebekkah
Rose Dawson: Rebekkah
Raven Dawson/Lite-Strom: Rebekkah
Jak Dawson: Rebekkah
Kassandra Lite-Strom/Dawson: Rebekkah
Oracle: Rebekkah
Lance Lite-Strom: Rebekkah
Taylor Dawson: Rebekkah
Valentyna Dawson: Rebekkah
Jay Dawson: Rebekkah
Annabelle Dawson: Rebekkah
Zakary Dawson: Rebekkah
Priest: Rebekkah
Khrystyne Dawson: Rebekkah
Sylvia The Blond One Who Watches Children: Rebekkah
Meek Servant: Melissa
The Mistress of the Dark:
Raven Dawson/Lite-Strom: Rebekkah
Jak Dawson: Rebekkah
Kassandra Lite-Strom/Dawson: Rebekkah
Lance Lite-Strom: Rebekkah
Taylor Dawson: Rebekkah
Valentyna Dawson: Rebekkah
Jay Dawson: Rebekkah
Priest: Rebekkah
Alyssa DiCaprio/Dawson/Gateman/Charming: Alyssa
Susan Dawson: Susan
Callisto Vance/Dawson: Rebekkah
Leonardo Dawson: Susan & Alyssa
Kate Dawson: Susan & Alyssa
Blake Dawson: Susan
Marec Dawson: Rebekkah
Liana Dawson: Rebekkah
Meek Servant: Melissa
All of the Children: Rebekkah, Susan, Alyssa
All of the Husbands and Wives: Rebekkah
Or So We Hoped…:
Alyssa DiCaprio/Dawson/Gateman/Charming: Alyssa
Susan Dawson: Susan
Callisto Vance/Dawson: Rebekkah
Leonardo Dawson: Susan & Alyssa
Kate Dawson: Susan & Alyssa
Blake Dawson: Susan
Marec Dawson: Rebekkah
Liana Dawson: Rebekkah
Jay Dawson: Rebekkah
Priest: Rebekkah
Prince Jey Charming/James Hobochabason: Alyssa
Jason Gateman: Susan
Master of all Narrators: Rebekkah & Susan
Jonathan Vance: Rebekkah
Illura Harman/Raven: Rebekkah
Buffy Summers: Rebekkah
Amanda Webb: Rebekkah
Marcus Miller: Rebekkah
Little Teapot: Susan
Mrs. Potts: Susan
Tea Drops: Rebekkah
Chip: Susan
Darleen Aquino/McDonald: Susan
Nick McDonald: Darleen
The People of the Place with Long Names: Rebekkah
Alter Ego: Rebekkah
Meek Servant: Melissa
Latisha Mopp: Latisha
All of the Children: Rebekkah, Susan, Alyssa
What Happened Down Here?:
Alyssa DiCaprio/Dawson/Gateman/Charming: Alyssa
Susan Dawson: Susan
Callisto Vance/Dawson: Rebekkah
Prince Jey Charming/James Hobochabason: Alyssa
Master of all Narrators: Rebekkah & Susan
Little Teapot: Susan
Darleen Aquino/McDonald: Susan
Nick McDonald: Darleen
Knight in Shining Armor: Rebekkah
The People of the Place with Long Names: Rebekkah
The End Narrator Dude: Rebekkah
Meek Servant: Melissa
Teapot: I’m a little teapot, short and stout, here is my handle, here is my spout, when you hear (see) me boiling hear me shout, tip me over and pour me (tea) out!!! Ow! Don’t hit me!
All: Shut up!!!!! (All)
End Nar.: Hey! What am I supposed to?! I’m all alone here! (Hmmmm…) Any single women out there interested in a single man in his early 20s? I have no pyhsical features because I’m only a voice.
RING!
An answer! Must answer…
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