Emma: So you decided the glamour and prestige of waitressing was for you, after all.
Supra and 300zx

    11-01-02... I hate Supra owners that think that they're better than other people just because they own a Supra. Another thing I hate is people that think that they know me when they don't. For instance, someone once said to me to the effect of, "You have got to see her. She has got the biggest ass for a White girl you have ever seen." How can he go on and tell me what I have and haven't seen before? Seriously... On a sidenote, I'm still getting 13.3 mpg. I'm killing the dolphins and feel like planting a tree to make up for it.
    9-24-02... I didn't pass the smog pretest because I "burn too much gas at high speed," which equates to too much "carbon discharge," which means that I'm a gross polluter. If passing smog means no more blow off valve noises, I'm not sure if I would want to continue. I think I would rather revert back to my original dream of owning a CRX while fantasizing about the Supra.
    9-08-02... Kelly Lin and her long chin sure is cute. Snootchie bootchies.

Joey: Well, let's just say I'm currently re-aligning my life priorities.
My Supra in far right corner at 10/24/02 Club Lexus Meet in Fremont

      Car Stories
          Here I will lay the smackdown with funny car stories interwoven with picturess.... Hmm, one time I saw a girl wash her BMW in just her white bra and some blue jeans. It made me almost like BMW's. I still don't, but it almost did.

      *new*    One other time, me and this dude were standing outside in the parking lot waiting for the teacher to come. Then this civic rolls up to the parking ticket dispenser which is not even a valid parking space mind you. So she drives right up to the machine, rolls up the windows, turns off the engine, gets out of the car and locks the door. She then buys her parking pass for the day, unlocks the door, gets back into the driver's seat, cranks the engine up, roll down the windows and then drives away. Damn, only thing missing would be if she had put on the "Club".

      *new*   Once in the Jeep, I forgot to lock the back, so I drove down one block before my whole rear hatch popped open like a self deploying spoiler.

      *new*   About a month ago, I saw a black Civic with altezza's almost crash into a black Integra with altezzas because they were trying to get into each other's lanes, and until that time, I thought watching Amanda dance was the funniest thing I have ever seen in my life. (Just kidding Amanda, where the hell did you go anyways?)

      Car Mods

      Emma: And getting your bum grabbed by a bunch of sadistic drunks is in your top 5.
      My mini supra on the dash that I occasionally look at in traffic to remind me not to be sad that "Friends" is coming down to it's final season.

      Joey: No, but... I'm trusting my instincts for a change. So, is the job still available?
      Another shot that people from the outside see. Mods to it: custom half amber/half clear turn signals I had to carve out. All red and orange paints glow in the dark. Forced the boring analog dash to fit right hand drive. Put the US Toyota grill on it. Chromed the dual exhaust to match my dual exhaust. Put a Black Power Ranger in the driver's seat, and Mashimaro in the passenger side. Blacked out the foglights so that it would match my car even more. Ch

      Emma: Yeah. I'll put a word in with the manager. Oh, in the meantime, fill this out.
      HKS type 0 turbo timer super glued right next to the side dash and my Jigglypuff stradling the gear shifter. A big what's up to optauto.com for their "specials" section.

      Joey: Thank you.
      Newest Greddy bov installed in the engine bay. (Hello suprasport.com.) Best hour of my life that I've ever spent in the backyard. I remember reving it and hearing the bov hella loud because I didn't tune it yet. Probably woke up the neighbor's kid. (Hi Linh) Notice that I didn't install the sticker on it to reduce weight.

      Emma: No problem.
      I'm trying to get the award for best inspired place for a sticker placement award by placing it underneath a spoiler. Madness I tell you, total madness. I will remove it after the Club Lexus/Supra meet in Fremont next week.

      Joey: He doesn't eat here often, does he?
      I do believe I'm the first person out of supraforums.com and socalsupras.com to have the Greddy oil cap in a Mk3, along with the carbonfx Supra. "It only fits the MR2 and AE86" my ass Greddy.com. Whatever, ebay rules.

      Emma: Him? Not particularly, no. [looks over at Eddie] Oh, he does work here. He's the bartender.
      Vivian Chow sticker inside gas cap. I actually got the inspiration for this from an issue of "Hyper rev" magazine. I think it turned out pretty good although most people wouldn't appreciate it.

      Joey: What is this place?
      My only visible sticker is my Cal State Hayward one. I like how it's at the back of the windshield because it reminds of those tattoos that girls get on their spine right near their butts. Weird, but true. Actually tattoos aren't sexy, it just reminds me of it.

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                 I'm still taking donations because, well, I won't try to hustle you with some fake excuse, so the real reason that I need donations is because I'm too lazy to work.

      Honesty counter was at 2807

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