You Know You Might Be Vietnamese When...

1. You look older than you really are.
2. You're racist.
3. Your parents are scared of anyone that is black.
4. Your parents dog on Mexicans.
5. Your parents think you're 12 when you're really 18.
6. You hate Filipinos.
7. You beat any Filipino up if you see them stare you down.
8. Guys: you sit on your butt all day.
9. Girls: you do everything while your man sits on his butt.
10. Guys: you have a nice variety of white and black shirts, blue and black jeans and slacks.
11. You cuss out anyone in Vietnamese that gets you pissed off.
12. Your parents think you're the worst kid.
13. Your parents compare you to 4.5 nerds and call you stupid.
14. You watch Vietnamese translated movies that are 30 tapes long.
15. You listen to New-wave, Techno, Rap, Slow jams, and/or Eurodance.
16. You show your Viet-pride to the fullest.
17. You go to Little Saigon once in a while, every weekend, or every day.
18. While you are in Little Saigon, where you head straight into that Asian Collection music store.
19. You always take American friends to go to PHO places to amaze them with Vietnamese foods.
20. There's Chinese in your family line somewhere.
21. You live in the valley (SFV), O.C., or somewhere in the East.
22. You get along with other Vietnamese people, even if they are total F.O.B.'s.
23. You're down for your crap.
24. You're loyal to ALL your friends.
25. You don't own an American car.
26. Girls: you hate all F.O.B.'s that go "Hey babee, you cute. Can I hab yo fone numba?"
27. Guys: you enjoy getting slapped by the girls you try to mack on. Hey, at least she touched you.
28. You are "the bomb" at pool.
29. You like to wear Nike, Adidas, Tommy, or Nautica. If you're a F.O.B., you wear Calvin Klein and Guess.
30. You are always updated with the Asian style.
31. Guys: you either have high spikes or slicked small bangs combed back.
32. You highlight your hair.
33. You buy Levi's 501s and you slit the sides.
34. You played the piano once in your life.
35. You take two or more showers a day.
36. Your parents totally dog on how stupid you are.
37. After you come from the beach with a tan, your parents say you look Cambodian.
38. No matter what you are, people think you're Chinese or Korean.
39. Anybody will ask you to say something in Vietnamese. they ask about cuss words.
40. Your parents can only help you with the math assignments and no other subjects.
41. You like Durian.
42. When you get detentions or demerits from school, your parents think you're a rebel.
43. When your parents see you get bad grades, they start lecturing then have gotten whooped in the butt.
44. Your parents always compare Vietnam and America.
45. When you are feeling ill, your parents think you're on drugs.
46. Your parents have the whole collection of Paris By Night.
47. Your parents always criticize you, others, and each other.
48. Your parents want you to be better than everyone else.
49. Guys: you love Acura Integras and 4-Runners.
50. Guys: you, at one time in your life, had the regulation bowl cut.
51. You ate four bowls of rice, then five minutes later, your parents ask
you if you want to eat four more bowls.
52. Your aunts always have a fro hair cut.
53. Your parents always compare you to those big buff white peeps.
54. In your house, there's always multiply pictures of your family
55. You have the last name or is related to someone who has the last name: Nguyen or Tran.
56. Guys: you only go for cute Asian girls.
57. Girls: you went out with or liked someone named Minh.
58. Your dad wears glasses and always has the good ol' hair combed to the side.
59. You only buy products made in Japan.
60. Your parents always remind you to greet every older person inVietnamese if they're Vietnamese.
61. You always have pounds of rice around the house.
62. Your parents hate pets except for harmless, CHEAP goldfish.
63. Your parents are attracted to the English words: "99 cents" or "FREE."
64. You collect all the coupons you can find.
65. Your grandparents always give you money.
66. Your parents know how to make Pho.
67. You're taller than your parents.
68. You have a computer.
69. Your parents only watch TV when the Little Saigon Television is on.
70. You put Soy Sauce on every food.
71. You enjoy Karaoke and/or you have the machine at home.
72. You can't date until you're 60.
73. Your parents make you get married with only Vietnamese people.
74. You like playing volleyball.

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