hotbrunette8547 (8:31:23 PM): hello
Zactrac55 (8:31:26 PM): hey there
hotbrunette8547 (8:31:36 PM): zach is my favorite name
hotbrunette8547 (8:31:40 PM): ;-)
Zactrac55 (8:31:42 PM): hello thanks
Zactrac55 (8:31:47 PM): i like hot brunette too
Zactrac55 (8:32:12 PM): so what's going on?
hotbrunette8547 (8:32:36 PM): not much, in my room
hotbrunette8547 (8:32:38 PM): alone...
Zactrac55 (8:32:40 PM): lol
Zactrac55 (8:32:53 PM): me too, except i have a giant dick to keep me company
hotbrunette8547 (8:33:10 PM): really...
Zactrac55 (8:33:15 PM): hello definitely
hotbrunette8547 (8:33:23 PM): by the way, it's megan
Zactrac55 (8:33:34 PM): that is my favorite name!
hotbrunette8547 (8:33:45 PM): lol, doesn't that fit perfectly
Zactrac55 (8:33:51 PM): yes
Zactrac55 (8:34:20 PM): very well
hotbrunette8547 (8:34:59 PM):so your friend claude...is he single?
Zactrac55 (8:35:17 PM): yeah, but so am i
hotbrunette8547 (8:35:35 PM): why not go for both?
Zactrac55 (8:35:43 PM): lol, it's your choice
Zactrac55 (8:36:17 PM): but i prefer me
hotbrunette8547 (8:36:42 PM): me too, i was never one for chinese food
hotbrunette8547 (8:36:51 PM): i like matza
Zactrac55 (8:36:58 PM): hey, i'm a big jew!
hotbrunette8547 (8:37:09 PM): me too!
Zactrac55 (8:37:13 PM): sweet!
Zactrac55 (8:37:29 PM): but instead of a big nose i have large other parts
hotbrunette8547 (8:37:34 PM): ha ha
Zactrac55 (8:38:11 PM): reallyu
Zactrac55 (8:38:16 PM): i looked down the other day
Zactrac55 (8:38:26 PM): and i realized that my dick was really quite large
hotbrunette8547 (8:38:27 PM):self-discovery i see
Zactrac55 (8:38:33 PM): it was suprising
Zactrac55 (8:38:40 PM): like i had given it miracle grow
hotbrunette8547 (8:38:45 PM): does the plumbing need some drano?
Zactrac55 (8:39:15 PM): what exactly do u mean
hotbrunette8547 (8:39:22 PM): or maybe that doesn't work but you know what i mean...
Zactrac55 (8:39:25 PM): hmm
Zactrac55 (8:39:30 PM): u mean pussy?
hotbrunette8547 (8:39:40 PM): woa, slow it down there partner
Zactrac55 (8:39:43 PM): lol
Zactrac55 (8:39:50 PM): that's funny
Zactrac55 (8:40:02 PM): disregard that
Zactrac55 (8:40:05 PM): nvm
Zactrac55 (8:40:06 PM): anyway
Zactrac55 (8:40:09 PM): what did u mean?
hotbrunette8547 (8:40:30 PM): what do you want it to mean?
Zactrac55 (8:40:46 PM): i dunno
Zactrac55 (8:40:51 PM): whatever u meant it to mean
Zactrac55 (8:41:12 PM): but i think i like where it was going
hotbrunette8547 (8:41:37 PM): do you have a pic?
Zactrac55 (8:41:42 PM): umm
Zactrac55 (8:41:44 PM): an old ugly one
Zactrac55 (8:41:45 PM): do u?
Zactrac55 wants to directly connect (8:41:46 PM).
Zactrac55 is now directly connected (8:41:49 PM).
hotbrunette8547 (8:41:56 PM): yes, i wanna see yours first
Zactrac55 (8:41:59 PM): ok
hotbrunette8547 (8:42:02 PM): that's the deal
Zactrac55 (8:42:08 PM): but if it's bad, remeber, it's a close up of old
hotbrunette8547 (8:42:12 PM): ok
Zactrac55 (8:42:14 PM): i'm much better now
Zactrac55 (8:42:17 PM): i promise
hotbrunette8547 (8:42:19 PM): gotcha
Zactrac55 (8:42:23 PM): (who want to see a pic of zach? hoesty?, I left it out)
hotbrunette8547 (8:42:33 PM): ;-)
hotbrunette8547 (8:42:39 PM): jewish indeed
Zactrac55 (8:42:43 PM): ouch!
hotbrunette8547 (8:42:51 PM): no, that's good, i guess
hotbrunette8547 (8:42:55 PM):i meant a compliment
hotbrunette8547 (8:43:12 PM):
hotbrunette8547 (8:43:15 PM): this is me
Zactrac55 (8:43:41 PM): weird angle and lighting
hotbrunette8547 (8:43:49 PM): i'm not exactly 15 but i'm still hot and kicking
Zactrac55 (8:43:53 PM): um
Zactrac55 (8:43:57 PM): do u have a face shot?
hotbrunette8547 (8:44:01 PM): nope
hotbrunette8547 (8:44:04 PM):what's wrong?
hotbrunette8547 (8:44:08 PM): aren't i sexy?
Zactrac55 (8:44:19 PM): i cant tell
hotbrunette8547 (8:44:27 PM): ooo :-(
hotbrunette8547 (8:44:30 PM): i can take a hint
hotbrunette8547 (8:44:43 PM): but you can make it up to me tomorrow!
hotbrunette8547 (8:44:45 PM): i g2g
hotbrunette8547 (8:44:49 PM): bye sweet thang
Zactrac55 (8:44:50 PM): hello i really
Zactrac55 (8:44:54 PM): cant see it
Zactrac55 (8:44:57 PM): anything else?
hotbrunette8547 (8:45:09 PM): i have to go now
Zactrac55 (8:45:13 PM): bye

OK, so We print out the convo and bring it to school the next day. Zach was complaining about this girl who he thought was hot, who really wasn't but he said he didn't do much. well, We say we have to study for a chem test, we take out our notebook, and start reading aloud excerpts from the convo. When he realized what we had done..... well, ask him yourself (zactrac55) his AIM