24 Uses of Anti-Freeze

1-To Electrify.
2-To Commit Suicide.
3-To use as butter on your potatoes.
4-To use as toppings on your ice cream.
5-To use for aftershave.
6-To use as a bath and shower gel.
7-To use as a fingernail polish remover.
8-To use as clear ink in your pen.
9-To use as a pain reliever for sore throats.(directions:swallow.lay down,sleep,die)
10-To use as a love potion on your partner.
11-To make anti-freeze popsicles.(thanks Mike.)
12-To kill your neighbor's annoying doberman.(poor doggy)
13-To coat your Aunt Helen's liver so she doesn't get lung disease.
14-To use as a pesticide on your crops.
15-To help Global Warming.
16-As an anti-friz hairgel (toxic).
17-To kill Kenny (South Park)
18-To baste a Turkey(spifalicious and nutricious, tastes just like chicken)
19-To get rid of tobacco stains on your teeth.
20-Mix with squished banana's to make your skin silky smooth.
21-To mix with your favorite Hawiian(aka,alcoholic) beverage.
22-To use as a tanning lotion.
23-To drink in an English(ghetto) Pub(crib),w/ all the lads(hommies), slapping each other's arses(asses).
24-If all else fails, use it in your car.


(descriptions of each uses, coming soon)

-Bubba and Honky


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