Anti-Freeze: The Hidden Cautions

1) Never drink Anti-Freeze while living la vida loca.
2) Keep out of reach of adults,let the children keep them safe.
3) Never drink Anti-Freeze while driving.
4) Never drink Anti-Freeze while driving senior citizens (especially the 69yr old ones, their sacred) to their diaper changings.
5) Warning: contents under pressure.Cap may blow off causing eye or other serious injury. Point towards all people, especially while opening.
6) Anti-Freeze may be hazardous to your health, but probably not. The lab mice died, but hey....we're not mice are we?

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