Its all about the pentiums baby!
uhh,uh-huh yeah
uhh,uh-huh yeah
Its all about the pentiums baby!
Its all about the pentiums baby!
Its all about the pentiums!
Its all about the pentiums!

YeAh
What y'all wanna do wanna be hackers, Code crackers, slackers
Wastin time with all the chatroom yackers
9 to 5 chillen at Hewlett Packard?
Workin a a desktop with a dumb lil placard?
Yeah paying the bills with my mad programming skills.
Defraggin my hard drive for thrills.
i got me a hundred giga bytes of ram.
I never feed trolls and i dont eat spam
Installed a T1 line in my house
always at my PC double-clickin on my mizouse.
Upgrade my system atleast twice a day
Im strickly plug and play i aint afraid of Y2K
Im dow with bill gates i call him money for short
I phone him up at home and i make him do my tech support
ITS ALL ABOUT THE PENTIUMS! WHAT!
You gotta be the dumbest newbie i ever seen
You got white out all over your screen
you think your commoder 64 is really neato
what kinda chip you got in there a dorito?
Your usind a 286 dont make me laugh
you windows boots up in what a day and a half?
you could back up your whole hard drive on a floppy diskette
your the biggest joke on the internet
your database is a disaster
Your waxin your modem tryin to make it go faster
he fella i bet your still livin in your parents callar
downloadin pictures of sarah michelle gellar
And posting me to like some brain dead AOLer
i should do the world a favor and cap you like old yellar
Your just about as useless to JPEGs to helen kellar

Its all about the pentiums
Its all about the pentiums
Its all about the pentiums
Its all about the pentiums

What y'all wanna do wanna be hackers, Code crackers, slackers
Wastin time with all the chatroom yackers
9 to 5 chillen at Hewlett Packard?

uh uh loggin in now
wanna run with my crew hah?
rule cyber space and crunch numbers like i do
they call me the king of the spread sheets
i got them all printed out on my bed sheets
my new computer got the clocks, it rocks!
but it was obselete before i opened the box
you say you have had your desktop for over a week
through that junk away man its an antique
Your laptop is a month old well thats great
if you could use a nice paper weight
my digital media is write protected
ever file inspected no virus detected
i beta tested every operating system
gave props to some, and others i dissed em
while your computers crsihing mines multiasking
it does all my work without me even asking
got a flat screen monitor 4 inches wide
i believe your says etcha sketch on the side
in a 32 bit world, your a 2 bit user
you got your own newsgroup, alt.total-loser
Your motherboard melts when you try to send a fax
were did you get your CPU in a box of cracker jacks?
Play me online well you know that i will beet you
If i ever meet you I'll control-alt-delete you!
WHAT

Its all about the pentiums
Its all about the pentiums
Its all about the pentiums
What y'all wanna do wanna be hackers, Code crackers, slackers
Wastin time with all the chatroom yackers
9 to 5 chillen at Hewlett Packard?