Television
CHARMED
"Life isn't a garden so stop being a hoe."
"seduction is stronger then possesion, it's harder to fight"
"I don't know what's going on but maybe I can help. Would you like me to kill someone for you?"
"There will be no talk of testicle-orbing"
“See, Ive already waited to long, and now all my hope is gone!~
DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES
"dont just want it make it happen!"
FAMILY GUY
you dont deserve to have sex with me, instead im gonna eat the whore out of you!
You know you're lucky you're good at *beep* my *beep* or I'd never put up with you. You know what I'm talking about. When you *beep* lubed up *beep* toothpaste in my *beep* while you *beep*on a cherry *beep* Episcopalian *beep* extension cord *beep* wetness *beep* with a parking ticket, That is the best!"
How you uh, how you comin' on that novel you're working on? Huh? Gotta a big, uh, big stack of papers there? Gotta, gotta nice litte story you're working on there? Your big novel you've been working on for 3 years? Huh? Gotta, gotta compelling protaganist? Yeah? Gotta obstacle for him to overcome? Huh? Gotta story brewing there? Working on, working on that for quite some time? Huh? Yea, talking about that 3 years ago. Been working on that the whole time? Nice little narrative? Beginning, middle, and end? Some friends become enemies, some enemies become friends? At the end your main character is richer from the experience? Yeah? Yeah? No, no, you deserve some time off.
QUEER AS FOLK
Rather than missing what used to be, I look forward to what's yet to be.
SIMPSONS
suuuurrre its easy to point out my faults but its harder to SHUT UP!!
Six Feet Under
Well, isn't it comforting to know that being miserable is still better than being an idiot?
You hang on to your pain like it means something. Like it's worth something. Well, let me tell you - it's not worth shit. Let it go! Infinite possibilities, and all he can do is whine.
SHOWBIZ
"prison is like a box of chocolate, guys will want to pack your fudge... I know its redonculous!"
