MOVIES
ALEXANDER
In the end, all that matters is what you've done.
Slander is not power.
Conquer your fear, and I promise you'll conquer death.
"BATMAN RETURNS
"Misteltoe can be deadly if you eat it, but a kiss can be even deadlier if you mean it"
CANT HARDLY WAIT
Just so you know, judging from my little experience, I kind of believe in fate. It just works in really fucked up ways sometimes.
There is fate, but it only takes you so far, because once you're there its up to you to make it happen.
CRUEL INTENTIONS
You preach about waiting for love. Well, here it is, right in front of you, and you're going to turn your back on it. So that makes you a hypocrite.
I hate it when things don't go my way. It makes me so horny.
[Cecile is wearing a shirt with a big koala bear on it]
Sebastian: My, what an adorable shirt you're wearing!
Cecile Caldwell: Thanks, my dad took me on a trip to Australia.
Sebastian: And how are things down under?
[looks up her skirt]
Sebastian: Blossoming, I hope.
FIFTH ELEMENT
I don't like warriors. Too narrow-minded, no subtlety. And worse, they fight for hopeless causes. Honor? Huh! Honor's killed millions of people, it hasn't saved a single one.
Leeloo: Everything you create, you use to destroy.
Korben Dallas: Yeah, we call it human nature.
FIGHT CLUB
Man, I see in fight club the strongest and smartest men who've ever lived. I see all this potential, and I see squandering. God damn it, an entire generation pumping gas, waiting tables; slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history, man. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our Great War's a spiritual war... our Great Depression is our lives. We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off.
Listen to me! You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you. He never wanted you. In all probability, he hates you. This is not the worst thing that can happen.
A condom is the glass slipper for our generation. You slip one on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night, and then you throw it away. The condom, I mean, not the stranger.
Reject the basic assumptions of civilization, especially the importance of material possessions.
It's just, when you buy furniture, you tell yourself, that's it. That's the last sofa I'm gonna need. Whatever else happens, I've got that sofa problem handled.
MR AND MRS. SMITH
“Happy endings are stories that haven’t finished yet”
SIX DEGREES OF SEPERATION
“It is the worst kind of yellowness to be so scared of yourself that you put blindfolds on rather than deal with yourself. To face ourselves - that's the hard thing. The imagination - that's God's gift, to make the act of self-examination bearable.”
Every moment in life is a learning experience. Or what good is it, right?
The imagination. It's there to sort out your nightmare, to show you the exit from the maze of your nightmare, to transform the nightmare into dreams, that become your bedrock. If we do not listen to that voice, it dies, it shrivels, it vanishes. The imagination is not our escape. On the contrary, the imagination is the place we are all trying to get to.
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QUILLS
Madeleine: How can we know who is good - and who is evil?
Coulmier: All we can do is guard against our own corruption.
Suppose one of your precious inmates attempted to walk on water and drowned, would you condemn the bible? I think not.
You can't be a proper writer without a touch of madness, can you?
That's the first rule of politics, isn't it? The man who orders the execution never drops the blade.
You've already stolen my heart... as well as another more prominent organ, south of the Equator.
Simone: Sign it quickly, then you can ravish me again on the linens for which he so dearly paid.
Prouix, the Architect: And then, I beg you, on the bearskin rug in his study. And finally, as a crowning gesture, we'll leave puddles of love on the Peruvian marble.
RAY
Man, you told me if I think pennies, I get pennies. I'm thinking dollars, man
"i'm gonna make it do, what it do baby."
RULES OF ATTRACTION
A great numb feeling washes over me as I let go of the past and look forward to the future. Pretend to be a vampire. I don't really need to pretend, because it's who I am, an emotional vampire. I've just come to expect it. Vampires are real.
I no longer know who I am and I feel like the ghost of a total stranger.
I didn't know where I was going, some place unoccupied I hoped
WEDDING CRASHERS
I apologize to you if I don't seem real eager to jump into a forced awkward intimate situation that people like to call dating. I don't like the feeling. You're sitting there, you're wondering do I have food on my face, am I eating, am I talking too much, are they talking enough, am I interested I'm not really interested, should I play like I'm interested but I'm not that interested but I think she might be interested but do I want to be interested but now she's not interested? So all of the sudden I'm getting, I'm starting to get interested... And when am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door cause then it's awkward, it's like well goodnight. Do you do like that ass-out hug? Where you like, you hug each other like this and your ass sticks out cause you're trying not to get too close or do you just go right in and kiss them on the lips or don't kiss them at all? It's very difficult trying to read the situation.
WILLY WONKA
Uh, you really shouldn't mumble, because I can't understand a word you're saying.
Mumbler! Seriously, I can't understand a *single* word you are saying!
