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Volcano was horrible. In fact, it was one of the worst movies ever made. Wait, maybe it was just the worst. Mindless violence and death make for damn good movies. Structured violence with a happy ending? Crap. A 50 year old man senselessly runs into the path of burning ash and a falling 40+ story building to save his stupid daughter. (Who of course, tried something else as equally stupid as attempting to save a kid she didn’t even know.) That’s not the worst part though. The stupid tramp grabbed the kid and just stood there under the falling building. Of course, the huge office building falls on them all, and of course they all (including the kid whom no one seems to know) come out completely unscathed. What’s the moral of this movie supposed to be anyway? Strong family ties overcome all bounds? Bullshit. But hey, I mean it happens all the time right? Millions of tons of molten lava, Falling office buildings…. they never hurt anyone who loves their family. Oh wait. What about all the other nameless families that were separated and killed by tons of boiling lava? Anyway, hang on…. I just remembered, the nameless kid does have a line in the movie. When everyone is covered with ash (which by now would make it near impossible to breathe), the kid says, “they all look the same.” I suppose he was trying to give this story another moral. “In times of crisis, it doesn’t matter what color your skin is.” Wow, uplifting storyline! Too bad it had nothing whatsoever to do with the rest of the movie. Even so, the line might have been bearable if it hadn’t started to rain immediately afterward and washed all the ash off everones face. What's the moral now? Everyone’s equal till the crisis is over and then racism is ok? Retards. Here's an idea…. take your retarded movie script, sit in a ditch, and burn it. No one likes you. Anyone who enjoyed this movie should be shot.