SpencerManiax

So here's how it works: The fan club has rules, and a song. And we all worship the same overlord, Baal. And if anyone speaks out, we sacrifice them to Baal.

Song: (sung to the Tune of Animaniacs)
We're the Spencermaniax, a hatchet's also called an axe
This song sucks cause James can't write
Vanilla ice cream's white
We're SpencermAAAniax

Weeell... that was interesting... note to self.. never ever attempt poetry again...

Now for some rules:
We remain happy at all times
We visit this website as often as possible to make the counter go up and up.
We uze Z's inztead of S's, and X's inztead of CKS's whenever pozzible.
There is no website more dear to our hearts than this one.

To become a Spencermaniak, send me an email.
Pretty soon I hope to have 2 fans on this page.

Spencermaniak #1: Sharon Kennedy

Sharon is Spencermania's number one fan. She visits the site 6 or 7 times a day, this website is the first thing she thinks about when she wakes up, and the last thing she thinks about before she falls asleep. Sharon lives in Iceland, and has to take a private jet to Eastwood every morning. Her mother is a blue chimpanzee with diamonds for teeth, and her father's name is Ian. She has 3 and/or 4 brothers and/or sisters, and they are made mostly of rubber. And you know what rhymes with rubber... uh, blubber, the fat of a whale. This is getting a bit off topic...

Spencermaniak #2: Ben Lariviere

The little boy in this picture is Benjamin Joseph Lariviere. Ben is a huge supporter of Spencermania, and he's the one who taught me to use angelfire. He also made the spencermaniax symbol at the top of this page, which is awesome. I just hope WB doesn't get on our back... you can see his punk site here . Ben lives across the street and down a bit, and his brother is the drummer from Distopia. I've known him since I could walk, and he has a pet iguana, Zeek. His favourite show is Teletubbies, and his favourite band is Alanis Morisette... unless his taste in music has changed since 1995, and why would it?

Spencermaniak #3: Laura Mortensen

Well the crappily renered balloons have had a long standing influence in the Spencermaniax section of the website, but as all good things, they too must come to an end, along with the original ninja turtles cartoon, and Arnold Schwartzenegger's acting career that didn't consist of him making fun of the Terminator. That was one hell of a run-on sentence, but back to the point of the balloons leaving, which was to make way for the third Spencermaniak, Laura Mortensen.

Laura was just randomly searching the web one day, when she saw Spencermania, and immediately decided she had to date me. Laura's favourite activities are sneaking into the moshpit at System of a Down concerts, and seeing random cats in various places. Her favourite shows are Breaker High, Brainrot, and Clueless, and her favourite bands are Third Eye Blind, Finger 11, and basically anything that has to do with weird mutations, especially System of a Down and Taproot. When asked why she gave her mom 2 chocolate croissants in a package of 3 for her birthday, Laura swept some crumbs under the rug, and smiled devilishly.

Spencermaniak #4: Mrs. Montgomery

Mrs. Montgomery is my Biology teacher. When she's not smashing her elbow on the overhead, or spraining her ankle, Mrs. Montgomery enjoys an active, injury-free lifestyle. Her hobbies include Sea Monkey watching, learning about mitosis, and raising golden labs originally inteded for her in-laws.
Mrs. Montgomery first found out about Spencermania when she mistook it for an online biology project. I got perfect! Her pet peeves include Chemistry teachers, stuffy old songs about the buttocks, and a balding old walrus named Kruger.