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Mike Polowy
Slappy the Clown
The Crow
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Out-of-Character: Yay, I made a roleplay site! If there is something you can't read, highlight it. Click on the tabs above this to see People Mentioned, People Used, Career Info and Achievements.

Spaz sits in the AWO Locker Room. He has yet again conned Cheap Shot out of a minimal percent of his paycheck. Cheap gurgles down another Fluffy Duck as he loses another hand. Inferno is sitting in a small corner on his favourite chair. It looks as though he is on the last chapter of his “How to Kill Clowns for Dummies” book. Scruffy is laid back on the leather couch taping a show on the Discovery Channel.

Cheap Shot: Hey Scruffy, what are you watching anyway. When elephants attack?

Scruffy: Actually I’m taping “When Bears Maul People”.

Cheap Shot: Not on the type that was in the VCR? That has my Soap Operas, I mean my wrestling matches on it!

Scruffy: Alright calm down. I’ll stop taping.

Scruffy jumps up, stretches and walks over to the VCR. He ejects the type and chucks it to Cheap Shot. Scruffy then walks out of the locker room and slams the door behind him

Spaz: What’s up with him?

Cheap Shot: I dunno. He’s been acting werid ever since last Sickness, what he needs is some liquor to clam his soul.

Inferno: Heh, seems to work for you Cheap.

Cheap Shot: Damn straight!

Spaz: Ah, well as long as he stays with the AWO he’ll be right. Speaking of which, Inferno, it looks as though you’ve nearly finished that book on how to kill a clown.

Inferno: Oh yeah! It’s absolutely incredible what you can do with a furry caterpillar, a bucket of ice cubes and a wig of some description, it’s all the rave Portugal.

Spaz: Yeah? Wow, I’m gonna have to borrow that book sometime. Hmm, those fans out there are getting anxious, what do you say we go out there and give them a promo in a way only the AWO can.

AWO: Meh, ok.

The three men walk over to the door a slam it open, they are surprised to hear a faint “Yelp” as they see Fogheimer tapped to their door. They shrug and keep walking. As they make their way to the ring, all the staff of the NMW keep pointing and laughing at them. Referring to the AWO members as Spazter, Inferno with Stick and CheapChip.

Spaz: Uh, what’s going on?

Cheap Shot: Ah, Slapstick must have done something to our reputations. Man I hate those guys, kick Slappy’s ass good on Sickness ok High Impact?

High Impact: Ok…

The three men make their way up to the curtain to the arena as “Cochise” by “Audioslave” blasts the speakers and the three men walk out dodging cup of soda, coffee and unmentionable things. They all put on their sly smirks and wave to the crowd majestically. They walk in the ring. The men have a small chat on who will talk first. Spaz points to himself and then Cheap Shot as Cheap is handed the microphone

Cheap Shot: Madams ET Monsieur’s, however you say Ladies and Gentlemen in Italian and Ladies and Gentlemen. The AWO is here tonight to grace you with our presence. You should all feel privileged that we have given up our precious time to address you deadbeats. And now, give it up for the Spaztic one, your very own Commissioner and member of AWO and High Impact. The one, the only SPAZ!!

Even the tremendous hype up Cheap Shot has given Spaz, can’t convince the fans to cheer. Naturally, they to the exact opposite and boo.

Spaz: Thank you for the introduction Cheap. Tonight audience members I am here to talk to you about a number of things. Firstly, let us talk about this week’s excellent card made by your’s truly. This card features terrific and magnifico matches, one in particular that involves Inferno, a Clown and myself. In this ingenious event, Inferno and I will team up and beat the living snot out of this clown, when it is all said and done, I will be standing, Inferno will be standing and the Clown could possibly be one of the following: Dead, Fatally wounded, severely wounded or just hurt. Anyway he will feel pain this Sunday.

The chant begins, slight at first and then becomes deafening.

slappy, Slappy, SLAPPY, SLAPPY!, SLAPPY!!, SLAPPY!!!

Spaz: You’re Clown can’t come out here and make you laugh at present. I’m not quite sure what he’s doing in his locker room, but it sounded un-Godly. No, he will not come out and perform deeds normal Clowns do, such as juggle and fit into small cars. This Clown wrestles for some unknown reason. You run away to the circus if you are rejected, but this guy is so messed up, he even got rejected from a bunch of weird and random nomads who lug a large striped tent around!

Slappy my friend, you need some counselling, I mean seriously you have some issues, try to fit into modern day society. The NMW isn’t a circus.

Spaz hands the mic to Cheap Shot.

Cheap Shot: Wise words from out Commish there. Whoa, look out Slappy. Next up we have a man who’s talent is too hot to touch! Please welcome to the microphone InFeRnO!!

Inferno: Has anyone ever told you, you’d make a tremendous ring announcer? Anyway If I were to talk about the match on Sunday I would only be repeating what has already been said. So that I shall not speak of. I made my debut in the NMW last week. That was big enough, but last week is nothing compared to what will happen this week. All rumours will be revealed this week. There is a supreme power on it’s way to the AWO. Something that will make us…Invincible!

The crowd shouts out all at once “Who is It?!”

Inferno: I’m sorry you’re going to have to wait for Sickness. All we be answered, just stay tuned.

Inferno hand the mic to Spaz.

Spaz: And now the moment you’ve all been waiting for. Lets hear it for you NMW Champion, the myth, the legend, the showstopper! CHEAP SHOT!

Again, the crowd does not cheer, only jeers.

Cheap Shot: Thank you, thank you, so did you hear about that airline food. Whoa they’ve now…

He is cut off by Spaz who nudges his ribs and whispers that this isn’t a comedy gig.

Cheap Shot: It’s not? Uh, shucks. I need that turtle! Where is he? Oh man check out that cuttie in the front row! Haha *hiccup*.

Suddenly the AWO members realise that while they have been talking, Cheap has being having Fluffy Duck and consequently has gotten himself drunk.

Spaz: Well I suppose you will hear from Cheap Shot, another night. The AWO wishes all you folks a great night.

Cheap Shot stubbles out of the ring followed by High Impact as they dodge the flying bottles and popcorn being thrown at them.

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