Ditzy Debbie Stories
Part 3
(I thought I taught her better)

    I am in the bathroom soaking after a long day with work and the kids. When all of a sudden Debbie comes bursting thru the door, drops her pants, MOONS me and yells, "LOOK WHAT HE DID TO MY BUTT!!!!!"
  In my mind what I am thinking is "What the HELL did he use on her?" As I am looking at this small behind that is a deep shade of red, with purple marks almost shaped like tear drops, and small spots of blood in various spots. What I said was, "Deborah Ann, pull you pants up I do not want to look at your ass."
  She pulled them up wincing in pain and started to bawl. I chased her out of the bathroom so I could get dressed then went out to try and comfort her and find out what happened.
  Sitting on the couch holding her, she told me of how she had gotten frustrated because Willie was always on the computer and never paying attention to her. This came with the usual whining if you've ever had children. It was Willies fault, he was being mean. Blah blah blah.
  I listened for as long as my patience would allow, before I finally asked. "Deb, what happened to your ass"?
  "I dun no! He spanked me with that big metal spoon we have Mom, and he flattened it he hit me so hard"!!!
  It was time to change tactics. "Debbie, what the HELL did you do for him to do that"?
  "Nothing"
  ONE MORE TIME! "Deborah Ann, as much as I love you I am never going to believe that Willie would do that much damage over "NOTHING'! Now what did you do???"
  I knew it wasn't good when she started acting nervous, fidgeting and stammering at first. Then all I could do was hold my breath to keep from laughing and shake my head while she told the story.
  Apparently during her frustration she had a brainstorm. Her "thinking" being, if Willie wouldn't pay attention to her because of the computer, then she would "fix" it so he couldn't see the computer. The girl took white paint and covered his entire computer screen with it!
  When I finally stopped laughing I told her she had been taught better than that.  Hell if she'd of done that to my computer she wouldn't HAVE a butt. I figured she got off pretty lucky! Then I sent her silly ass home telling her she got what she deserved.
  The next day she came over saying that Willie had made her clean the paint off the screen and was already back to ignoring her for his computer. Then she handed me a box saying, "Here's a present for ya".
  When I opened the package there lay the metal spoon in about four pieces. I laughed so hard I thought I would pee my pants thinking, "Now THAT she got from me!"

Written with love by,
                                      Mom