You Might be a Redneck Master ...

If you keep your crops in a rack on the rear window of the cab in your pick-up truck, you might just be a redneck master. 

If your cane doubles as your CB antennae, you just might be a redneck master. 

If your submissive sleeps outside in a cage and your hunting dogs share your bed, you just might be a redneck master. 

If you repair your leather with duct tape, you might just be a redneck master.

If your idea of a quality leather shop is BillyJoeBob's Beer and Bait, you just might be a redneck master. 

If you have ever had to take the deer you were dressing in order to restrain your slave, you just might be a redneck master.


If the floor of your dungeon is covered with oil slicks and grease stains, you just might be a redneck master. 

If your idea of fetish gear is camouflage pants, NASCAR t-shirt, and baseball cap, you just might be a redneck master.

If the only submissive you play with is also your wife, your sister, and your aunt, you just might be a redneck master. 

If you need to move carburetors and dead batteries to get at the St. Andrew's cross, you just might be a redneck master. 




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