Lessons Learned
i will not grope Master in public
i will not splash chocolate puddin' on Master
i will not climb onto Master's lap while i am soaking wet
i will not hold up the line in the grocery store while explaining why i
wear a bracelet that says slave
i will not plan when to paint my toenails a different color while receiving
a spanking
i will not hide Master's crop
i will not call out our safe word when Master is driving too fast
i can not ground Master
i will resist my urge to duct tape newbies that want punishment
i will not giggle when Master gives His 'serious' look
i will not send the newbies out to collect trolls for the weekly auction
i will not wear granny panties tho they are much more comfy
i will not roll my eyes behind Master's back
i will not eat all of Master's chocolate and strawberries
i will not paint the bondage table pink
i will not suggest punishments for others
i will not ping m & m's at Master then look around all innocent and
chit
i will not put on a extra big tee-shirt and sweats when Master is expecting
company
i will not pull all the feathers out of Master's tickler
i will not poke holes in Master's inflatable toys
i will not hide the batteries for Master's violet wand
i will not paint pretty flowers on Master's whip and flogger handles
i will not give the kids Master's bondage ropes to play jump rope with
Master is always right
i will not call Master dumplin or sugar plum
i will not use the cross to hang clothes to dry
i will not tie Master's shoe laces together while draped over His lap for
a spanking
i will not use the nipple clamps to hang clothes on the line
i will not hang 'i'm subbie, spank me' signs on newbies backs
i will not practice my rope tieing skills with Master's bondage ropes and
put them up with the knots still in
i will not give Master 'zerberts' when He is lecturing me
i will not super glue Master's nipple clamps together
and last but not least ...
i will not tear pages out of Master's '1001 Ways To Dom' book and hide them