Just Jokes
Hear about the prostitute who was into bondage?
She was strapped for cash.
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I couldn't figure out what was happening. She had descended deeply into subspace,
and her voice had become tiny and difficult to hear over the music we had
playing for our scene. I had her well-trained to orgasm on command, and I
could easily speak loudly enough, when ordering this, to be heard over the
classical piece playing on the stereo. She, however, was unable to summon
the strength or the willpower to speak up, so I had stopped our play until
I could make out what she was saying.
Every time I asked her what she had said, she would shudder uncontrollably,
deep in the throes of another orgasm. I was powerless to help her... or to
stop her from possibly causing herself injury. Her barely audible voice kept
repeating something that I could not make out.
Once again, she whispered out her plea... and once again I replied...
"Come again?"
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Sue and Sally meet at their 30th class reunion, and they haven't seen each
other since graduation. They begin to talk and bring each other up to date.
The conversation covers their husbands, their children, homes, etc., and
finally gets around to their sex lives.
Sue says "It's OK. We get it on every week or so but it's no big adventure,
how's yours?" Sally replies "It's just great, ever since we got into S&M."
Sue is aghast. "Really Sally, I never would have guessed that you would go
for that."
"Oh, sure," says Sally, "He snores while I masturbate."
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Q: What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
A: No one to talk to during orgasm.
Q: What do Lifesavers do that a man can't?
A: Come in eight flavors.
Q: What do you get when you cross a vibrator with an anteater?
A: An armadildo.
Q: What was the first obscenity ever heard on T.V.?
A: "Ward, weren't you a little hard on the Beaver last night?"