How many Masters does it take to open a beer?
None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.

Why is a laundrymat a really bad place to pick up a kajira?
Because a kajira who can't even afford a washing machine will never be
able to support you.

Kajira are like guns, keep one around long enough and you're going to
want to shoot it.

I kollared Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always.

I haven't spoken to my kajira for 18 months. I don't like to interrupt
her.

Bigamy is having one kajira too many. Some say monogamy is the same.