Sung to the tune of… you know…

Dildoes and corsets and Chainmail Bikinis

Black Leather cages you lock on your weenies

Fetish and fashion and pierced nipple rings

These are a few of my favorite things ...

When the lash bites

When the crop stings

When it hits the Spot

I simply remember my favorite things

And it makes me feel ... so hot!!

Wrist cuffs and collars and straps of black leather

Chrome chains and Padlocks to hold them together

Tease whips and gags sort the girls from the boys

These are a few of my favorite toys ...

Nip Clips and Clit clips and Ball gags and Blindfolds

Dildoes and butt plugs to stop up your assholes

Enema pipes and some new "KY" gel

All delivered in brown paper, so the neighbors can't tell ...

Bottle green panties like the girls wore in school

A brief French maids outfit to make your mouth drool

Black halter tops and a PVC skirt

And a long leather whip ... Oh yes, that will hurt!!

Floggers and paddles and crops of black leather

Rubber and latex are fun in all weather

Canes of rattan that deliver a sting

All these and more are my favorite things!!!

When the lash bites

When the crop stings

When it hits the Spot

I simply remember my favorite things