by PHinCA (used by permission)

Have you ever wanted to have women at your beck and call?
Ever wanted to have sex without all of that annoying cuddling?

BE A DOM!!

That's right! For limited time we will train you in all of the finer aspects of Domination. Some, but definitely not all of the points we will cover are:

1. What color outfit should you wear to be a Dom? ( you will just have to wait for the class to find that out, sorry)

2. Where to find those submissive little fillies just waiting for a man like you!

3. How to say those special things in a Domly voice, such as, Spread 'em now, sl*t!

4. Our special whipping class featuring DomMiaCulpa who will be speaking on "Making sure the sub doesn't move when ya hit her, or you could get sued, really!" We are very proud he is back with his mom and able to join us this time..Welcome DomMia!

5. How to make the sub do all of the things we haven't covered in this first session...Featuring the always flexible Sheldon, "I can tie myself up and whip myself, can you?" Bumfuchs.....

6. And a new class this year...and yes, this is just and experiment.......Fire play and self bondage...we know that it sounds difficult but we think that if we all cooperate we can do this.

7. How to master everything....and how to bluff i you forget something. "No, I said you were supposed to untie your self, unlock the closet, let yourself out, and follow me to the market..Don't you subs ever listen?"" I never said I would be right back!!!

8. How to punish effectively..(this class has been cut down to one hour because last year after we covered the obvious 'hit 'em' we just sat around for a long time and missed some important stuff.)

9. How to choose your subs..****hint*****they should be very new and live alone!

10. And most importantly...we are the only Dom school with our very own Help line...This year it is manned by DomMia and his elderly mother. Dom Mia has graciously agreed to host this hot line since that new jewelry on his ankle keeps him from leaving home. Thanks to DomMia and Mis Gertrude, hope your bum is better now! Call 1-900-DOM DOWN and ask for DomMia if Gerti doesn't seem to understand your question.