BDSM Dictionary

"Topping From the Bottom"

sub: The not always subtle art of a submissive adding directions to a scene: "No damnit, use the other flogger! Sheesh, arent you done- yet?"
Dom: Having a beer poured by a submissive with just the right amount of "head" on it.


"Subtlety"
sub: Using flattery and other ego boasting techniques to "direct" a Dominant or scene.
Dom: Using the suede flogger instead of the braided rubber cat.


"Reminder"
sub: The lingering sting of ones backside that settles the question of which is more important- the wishes of your Dominant or "Oprah".
Dom: Using a permanent marker to make notations on a subs body because you ran out of sticky-notes. Note: Unless you plan on having your submissive arrested for indecent exposure, do not use this technique to write out your grocery list.


"Saint"
sub: The countenance of utter innocence assumed by a submissive who has been caught in misadventure, usually accompanied by eye-lash batting and a sweet smile.
Dom: The instant transformation of a Dominant that finally gives permission to cum after countless hours of sexually frustrating torture.


"Minx"
sub: A mischievous submissive whose otherwise "pure" intentions lead, more often then not, to extensive coloring in all four cheeks!
Dom: The animal whose fur was used to make that fabulous soft glove used to caress a mischievous submissive's bottom after extensive "coloring" has been applied.


"Innocence" (Doms do not believe in innocence, therefore it is not defined)
sub: The gleam of light reflecting off a freshly polished halo set at just the right angle on a submissive's horns. "Horns, Ma'am/Sir? Oh, these are used to hold up this gigantic halo, honestly!"


"Always"
sub: Attempted at all times and at least accomplished more then 50% of the time. Often used in conjunction with an assertion of good behavior.
Dom: Hardly ever or not at all, synonymous with never. When used in conjunction with an assertion of good behavior. The proper response to this is "(whap) Wrong answer! Care to buy a vowel?"


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