1. she/he has a tattoo that says 'Dom/Domme me ...
NOW!'
2. she/he adds Babe at the end of a sentence directed at You.
3. she/he frequently calls you by yelling: "Yo, Slave Driver!"
4. her/his idea of "a good scene" is the drowning part in Titanic.
5. her/his "safe word" is "five-O!"
6. she/he thinks when You light the candles Your fixing to have a romantic
dinner.
7. her/his self-chosen slave name is "elvira" or "stud muffin".
8. her/his REAL name is "elvira" or "stud muffin".
9. she/he trips on the way back with Your drink spilling it all over herself/hisself
and whomever else is near her/him.
10. she/he hands You Your drink and then says "get me one next time Babe".
11. she/he yells 'what do You want' from across the room when You beckon
her/him near.
12. she/he rolls her/his eyes and says 'again?' when You tell her/him to
kneel.
13. she/he yawns during a spanking.
14. she/he is afraid it will mess her/his hair to put on the hood.
15. she/he throws Your brand new leather pants in the washer and then dries
them.