When the Emo Band Comes on Stage, it's Time to Go Get a Slurpee
by: Gringo

Background: The idea for this song was coined back in the Rocket 
in my Pocket days, though it was never a RIMP song. At one of our
shows when a paricularly bad emo band (I'd like to point out that I believe
there is good emo out there, but a lot of it really gets on my nerves) and our friends went off to get slurpees. When I 
asked one of them, Hoeck (pronounced "hoik") where they went, he 
said,"When the emo band comes on stage, it's time to go get a slurpee."
Finding this terribly funny, Aaron Peters asked me to write a song
about it. I did, but too late for Rocket in my Pocket.

Lyrics:

Your ugly and you're stupid, no wonder you always cry
I wish that you were dead to so why don't you fucking die
Slurpee, Jones, or Cherry Coke, it doesn't really matter
I just wanna leave when i hear that worthless blather

One of these days I'll fuck you up
If I see you on the street
'cause I think you fuckin' suck
Whine, cry, moan, and bitch
is all you ever really do
If you don't shut up, 
I'll kick the emo out of you

I'm a fucking loser was all that you just said
Your songs stuck in my head make me wish that I was dead

Your ugly and you're stupid, no wonder you always cry
I wish that you were dead to so why don't you fucking die
I've a sledgehammer named Ug and I wanna bash in your head
So just say "no" to emo, say "yes" to sex and drugs instead

One of these days I'll fuck you up
If I see you on the street
'cause I think you fuckin' suck
Whine, cry, moan, and bitch
is all you ever really do
If you don't shut up, 
I'll kick the emo out of you

Your wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa makes me sick
So let's go get a slurpee 'cause E-M-O spells shit.